ｈｍｕ？

It kinda skips around a bit but idk it gets cute

Sun:
it's okay to be friends with your ex right

Moon:
why

Sun:
because my ex boyfriend and I are friends and all and I don't have any romantic feelings for him.

Sun:
bc we were friends before we started dating and our friendship now is mostly just us insulting each other but it works ig?

Sun:
idk we mostly just talk about music and like,,, idk push each other.

Moon:
I mean you can be friends with whoever as long as you're not planning on sleeping with them

Moon:
Hell if you really wanted to you could befriend my uncle

Sun:
your uncle gives me rapey vibes no thanks

Moon:
my uncle I S a rapist.

Moon:
like he raped a several girls all under the age of fifteen.

Moon:
we don't see him often

Sun:
oh my god does he know about me

Moon:
no baby

Mum:
wtf that's such shit

Mum:
how can people fucking do that

Mommy:
^

Inside Hurty:
it's so fucking wrong

Inside Hurty:
we got into an argument over what's worse; rape or murder

Mum:
I'd rather be murdered than raped because I wouldn't have to live with the awfulness and remembering if I'm dead

Mommy:
I mean same

Pat:
I don't want either to happen to any of you

Pat:
I don't want it to happen to anyone :(

Lesbean:
me either :(

Lesbean: I want to be president no wait I want to be the dictator of America and if anyone is caught raping someone I'm going to put them in the torture tank and what happens is thumbtacks repeatedly stab their genitalia until it's all mangled and then their hands and feet get chopped off in a meat grinder

Moon:
Jesus Christ Jamia I thought you were a smol little kiddo who wants to fight the evils of the world with sunshine and hugs

Lesbean:
I mean I am

Lesbean:
but I have my future planned out.

Sun:
did frankie help you plan omg

Mum:
no I am just as amazed as you are about this

Mum:
I want Jamia to be the dictator

Lesbean:
also the national anthem gets turned into Party in the USA or something and you have to dance to it or you get thrown in jail for three weeks and the national animal is those lizards that run on water

Mum:
PLEASE CAN JAMIA BE THE DICTATOR

Mommy:
DUDE IM DOWN I WANT JAMIA TO BE THE DICTATOR

Inside Hurty:
that's my cute little bean :') I so proud

Mum:
what

Mommy:
what

Moon:
what

Pat:
oooo lesbians are lesbianing

Blaine:
BOYS AVERT YOUR EYES

Blaine:
YOULL HAVE IMPURE THOUGHTS BECAUSE GIRLS EXIST

Kurt:
OH NO THEYVE INVADED

Kurt:
THE IMPURE THOUGHTS NOOOOO