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Gerard is the Baby Sitter to Jared's Pizza Man

(Since I have had no way to post these due to my lack of internet, I have like ten drafts)
*can we just appreciate this wonderful sketch of Magnus I did okay? Like I made a little story but that's not important rn*
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Blaine:
it's 2:23 am and I just finished TOA book two and I started it at about three this afternoon I legit cried a couple times

Lance:
Pete

Lance:
you might be addicted to mythology and/or Rick Riordan's books

Blaine:
I'm not denying that

Blaine:
can I just say that Leo Valdez is such a great character

Lance:
yeah it's true though

Keith:
guys go to sleep

Lance:
no fuck you I do what I want

Blaine:
are you not in the same bed??

Lance:
nope I have to sleep in Mikey's room

Lance:
until further notice

Blaine:
what did you do this time

Keith:
we were literally just kissing

Lance:
you didn't have a shirt on though

Lance:
and I was in my underwear but I'm always in my underwear so I don't see the issue here.

Blaine:
that's fair

Keith:
I might have forgot to mention that my dad is slightly homophobic

Lance:
yeah I got that

Blaine:
I love it when parents are homophobic and all their kids turn out gay

Keith:
actually my dad doesn't know about Mikey yet

Keith:
but no one is going to force him out of that closet

Lance:
yeah like he just came out to himself like last year? This year?

Blaine:
I'm pretty sure it was in January

Keith:
yup

Lance:
yeah

Lance:
also Gerard came out when he was fourteen so he's kinda almost used to that

Keith:
ah what a glorious day

Blaine:
I have actually never heard Gerard's coming out story

Keith:
sIT BACK BUDDY THIS IS A FUNASS RIDE

Lance:
oh gods here we go

Keith:
so I was fourteen and we were all sitting around watching TV in the living room like a basic American family y'know

Keith:
keep in mind Mikey was like 11 at the time so this movie was so kid friendly they didn't even use the word Heck because that's how extra my dad is.

Blaine:
ew

Keith:
so we are watching this baby movie right

Keith:
and turns out mom didn't want to cook bc she had a rough day at work and dad sure as hell isnt cooking bc 'he's a m a n'

Keith:
so we order a fucking pizza.

Blaine:
okay I like where this is going

Lance:
the last time you said that Ryan broke his collar bone.

Blaine:
shut up franklin

Keith:
ANYWAYS

Keith:
so dad was sitting in his recliner with Mikey in his lap bc remember he was eleven and not freakishly tall and awkwardly proportioned bc let's be real here he's a fucking spaghetti noodle like goddamn

Keith:
and my mom was like idk I think she was on the phone with my aunt? I don't remember

Keith:
but the pizza shows up and my dad hands me a twenty and tells me to go get it

Blaine:
I'm gonna cry

Keith:
and I'm pumped because I'm a grown-ass fourteen year old man of course they wanted M E to go get the pizza

Keith:
so I like strut to the door okay

Keith:
and the pizza delivery boy was fucking H O T

Keith:
like so hot you have no idea (no offence Frankie) but he would put Apollo to fucking shame

Lance:
none taken baby

Keith:
so I choked and he was like "your total is blah blah blah" and I almost punched the pizza box out of his hands trying to hand him the money and I didn't mean to but I said the first thing on my mind which was,,,,,

Keith:
"HOLY SMOKES YOURE HOT"

Blaine:
pffffft

Keith:
so my dad gets up to see why it's taking so long and who I, a fourteen year old boy, just called hot.

Keith:
so the delivery boy stares at me and he's hella blushing okay and he can't be older than sixteen and he's just kinda stuttering and then my dad steps in behind me and puts a hand on my shoulder in that scary dad way you know what I mean

Blaine:
unfortunately yes

Keith:
and the dude (his name was Jared it said so on his name tag) looks up at my dad who's glaring down at me and I gulped because 'oh shit my dad knows I want to suck dick'

Blaine:
me

Keith:
so Jared gives me the change and the pizza and shuffled back to his car and I got a very stern talking to

Lance:
it's one of my favourite stories tbh

Blaine:
honestly

Keith:
so yeah that's how I accidentally came out to my family and the story of why we don't eat Dominos anymore.

Keith:
so what's your coming out story Pete

Blaine:
I haven't yet because my parents are high key homophobic

Blaine:
like they probably wouldn't kick me out like bitch Chad and Linda but they would probably ground me for a while

Lance:
my coming out story is my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having the sex and I got kicked out it was a lot of fun

Keith:
okay in my defence I thought your door was locked

Lance:
no I mean I'm not mad nor am I blaming you because it was gonna happen eventually

Lance:
also I didn't know anyone was home so oops

Blaine:
heck

Lance:
imma sleep now bc Mikey just rolled over and smacked my arm and called me Dorito Man so yeah

Keith:
mood Ily

Lance:
ilyt and also ily Pete

Blaine:
I guess I'll sleep ilyt frankie gn gerard

Keith:
gn losers.

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[7-18-18]
I have got to stop staying up this late reading okay

Like I got Magnus Chase, TOA, and PJ: Greek Heroes from the library a few days ago when I got the first of the serieses and I started MC and would switch between reading that and the Greek Heroes book and my mom came in my room and was like "I don't see how you can do that don't you get them mixed up?" And I was like "uhh no?? I could probably start TOA and another book from my Library (cough tiny bookshelf in my room cough) and I'd be okay" and my mom just gave me this look like maybe I was a god or something but I didn't tell her about the like fifteen stories I have been reading on Wattpad (mostly solangelo and Klance atm) and I am just honestly a power reader probably.

Jfc I need like thirty naps.