Jamia and Lindsey are Lesbeans

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Mum:
why is transphobia real

Sun:
PREACH SWEETHEART

Mum:
like it's the 21 century can't we all just wear flower crowns and get along like wtf

Moon:
that was the most millennial things I've ever read

Mum:
I a m a millennial

Mum:
just barely

Mum:
but I am

Sun:
I'm not :(

Sun:
I'm gen z :(

Pat:
same

Mommy:
haha I'm not

Fro Lord:
same

L is for Lying:
same millennial ftw #unicornfrappiccihnosarebae4lyfe

Mommy:
kill yourself

L is for Lying:
only if you watch baby

Mum:
:0

Mommy:
shhh frankie it's okay

Mum:
pfft I know

Mum:
pfffffft

Mum:
PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN OMFG LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS LIKE WHAT THE GLOB

Mommy:
what happened sugar

Mum:
PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS SECTIONS

Mum:
THEY PISS ME OFF IM FULL OF FUCKING R A G E

Mother:
IM GOING TO FUCK THOSE BITCHES UP WHO DO I NEED TO FIGHT

12:
pete honey you're going to get your ass kicked

Mother:
nuh uh imma kick Karen's white bitch ass

12:
im a white bitch :(

Pat:
same :(

Moon:
same

Sun:
I'm Hawaiian so ha ha bitch ass crackers

Mommy:
woah really

Sun:
ye

L is for Lying:
I'm from the uk

Moon:
LIKE WITH THE ACCENT AND EVERYTHING

L is for Lying:
well no but like, I was born there

L is for Lying:
but that means I'm super white bc no European bitch tans. we all white af

Mum:
I'm Italian so ur wrong bc I'm pretty dark

L is for Lying:
bc Italy has to be extra smh

Mommy:
I mean have you met Frankie bc ur not wrong

Mum:
I am n o t that extra

Moon:
...

Moon:
I've met you irl once and I already know that yes you are you lying shit

Mum:
okay I'm extra

L is for Lying:
no but can I please

L is for Lying:
I have to make sure you're perfect for my lil gee bear

Mommy:
Omg stop

12:
pls take him to see her I want you gone for like five days

Mommy:
pfft why

12:
bc when you're gone I'm like an only child and it's beautiful

12:
Mom makes cookies sometimes but you didn't hear it from me.

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