South Park x Reader

Kenny x !Mysterious!Reader {One In The Same}

Requested by Funtime_Mangle13

Normal Pov:

   It happened... again!

   Kenny McCormick, the only child who seemed to always get the end of the bloody, sharp stick. Ran over by a car, gun shot ricochet to the head, drowned in a pool full of pee. It was the same thing every time: cue Kenny's sickening death scene and then move over to Stan and Kyle.

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"

"You bastard!"

   But everything reverted back to the way things were before, as if nothing occurred at all. This was constantly in the back of his mind- despite the agony with thinking about it, but how could that not pop up in his mind? His death count grew higher to the point where it would soon reach the height of the Empire State Building!

   Speaking of the poor kid- and yes, take that literally and figuratively- he has changed into his alter ego. Night has fallen and soon the person who would rise from the ground was none other than Mysterion. After adjusting his outfit and snapping his underwear back for good luck, the dark soul fled his home, leaving only the sound of air seeping through his... somewhat... sturdy window.

   He checked the time and hurried as he jumped from rooftop to rooftop. Folks from below, spotted the boy with the purple cape and gasped, pointing in the sky. Typical behavior from the citizens. Nothing out of the ordinary as of right now. Mysterion pushed forward and then after reaching a certain building, he landed with a strong stance. He rose up and was taken aback to see three of the other heroes glaring at him.

"Mysterion," spoke The Coon, "you're late. This is the second time we had to wait for you."

"Sorry, Coon, but unlike your go with the flow attitude, I wasn't feeling well."

"Not feeling well?" Toolshed raised an eyebrow as his hands rested on his power tools, "What's the problem?"

"Nothing to be concerned with. It's already dealt with." Mysterion shook his head as he did not want his fellow companions to worry, though Coon simply scoffed at his reasoning for his tardiness.

"Are you sure, Mysterion. You know Kite and I can heal you-"

"I said-! I'm... okay." He shouted at first but then took it down a few notches. He then moved towards the opposite side of the roof, "Now where did you locate Professor Chaos."

   Coon and the others followed behind him as the raccoon answered, "I traced his whereabouts to the pharmacy. No doubt he and his minions are trying to pull the sh!t at our strings again."

"You mean Call Girl traced his whereabouts." Toolshed corrected him

"Tch, whatever, your mistress gave me the information about where that douchebag is, yes." He quickly spoke.

"Alright," Mysterion nodded his head, "Zipline?"

"Yeah, let me set up my tools and then we can go."

   Once Toolshed finished setting up, he went down first with Human Kite and Coon following suit. Mysterion was about to use the zipline when he suddenly felt a presence. He looked to his left and swiftly turned around with a round kick. His attack made contact with a person, who fell down with a thud.

"That's what I get for sneaking up on the anti-hero. Huh, Mysterion?"

   He was already in position, ready to battle whoever tried to prepare a sneak attack. After hearing the perp's voice, however, the boy lowered his guard down. He looked at the girl who began to stand up. What caught his attention the most was her attire. She wore a similar costume as Mysterion: a jumpsuit along with a cape and a hood, and ankle boots. The only difference was the color, which was a subtle midnight blue.