Instagram (Peterick AU) [COMPLETED]

14.

brendonurie
Yo yo yo fuckerssssssssss

thisistherealryanross
Hola daddy

jtrohman
Hello my favourite tiny slut

brendonurie
I'm 4 inches taller than you

jtrohman
You're a stick
I could break you

brendonurie
Could not

jtrohman
Even if I couldn't my mans could

brendonurie
No argument there
He could break all 6 of us at once with his pinky
We don't fuck with daddy Andy

petewentz
We don't
We're not that dumb

brendonurie
But aaaaaanyway
As I was saying before S O M E O N E decided to be a dipshit
There's a new club opening a couple of blocks away and they're doing a neon night thing
But the important part is they're giving out free drinks for everyone dressed up
SO WERE ALL GOING NEON AND GONNA GET FUCKING LIT

dallonweekes
YAAAAAAAAS

thisistherealryanross
FUCK YEAH

petewentz
Sounds awesome so I'll forgive you for saying lit

brendonurie
You could never not forgive me baby 😘
And my boys are the only ones I can trust to go neon so I'll be coming to check on you other bitches

jtrohman
I ain't wearing neon

hurleyxvx
Neither

thisistherealryanross
I'll wear enough for you all

brendonurie
Imma pain my butthole neon

petewentz
Please don't
And if you do I don't wanna see

jtrohman
Fucking ew

dallonweekes
Can we at least put some glitter on you Joey????
Pwwwwweeeeeeease

jtrohman
Ugh

thisistherealryanross
We'll love you foreeeeeeeeeever

jtrohman
Only a little
Maybe Andy will love me more with sparkly hair :)

hurleyxvx
I could never love you more baby
I already love you way too much

brendonurie
Barf
Cute but barf

petewentz
Don't be a little shit Bren they're adorable
Almost as adorable as me and tricky pooh 😍

While the other guys argue about which couple is the cutest Pete changes over to him and Patrick's chat. He can see the ginger reading the group chat but he's not saying anything. Pete knows Patrick's shy and really wants to make sure he's ok with going neon clubbing. If he's not Pete would be more than happy to just stay home with him.

petewentz
Hey babe

patrickstump
Hiiiiiiiiiiii
I miss you

petewentz
It's only been a couple of hours since we talked silly

patrickstump
That's a couple hours too long
I miss youuuuuuuuuu

petewentz
I miss you toooooooo loser
I miss you every second you're not here

patrickstump
Exactly :(((((
So don't bully me for saying it