The Dadsandwich

CRONCH

Narrator's POV

"I don't know about you guys, but I could go for something to eat right now." Thor said in the backseat.

They had made a stop for gas earlier, and Tony and he divided to switch spots.

"Yeah. I'm getting a little hungry myself." Tony said. He looked over at Eddie filling up his suburban. "Hey! Brock."

"Yeah?" Eddie looked up.

"You guys want a bite to eat?"

"V, you hungry?" Eddie asked.

"Always." Venom said.

"Boys, are you hungry?"

"Yes!" Sleeper and Oliver peeked out of the car window.

Matt was asleep in the back.

"Sure." Eddie told Tony.

"How about you Danvers?" Tony asked.

"Starving." Valkyrie answered.

"Where are Steve and the others?" Asked Bruce.

"Here they come." Stephen said, seeing the buggy pulling into the gas station.

"Let me out! Let me out!" Scott said, jumping out of the window. He became his normal size again. "Gosh I need to stretch." He said.

"Where have you guys been?" Tony asked.

"We'll we got stuck in a gas station because Grandpa over here wouldn't pull out." Clint said, getting out of the car.

"I was trying to keep you guys safe." Steve said.

"Then we stopped for gas." Wanda said, stepping out.

"Then we took the wrong turn." Sam said, stretching.

"Sounds like fun." Tony said.

"Not really." Bucky said.

"Well, we were just thinking about getting something to eat. Everyone's a little hungry." Tony said.

"Same." Scott said. "I ate all my orange slices in the car."

Tony looked at him.

"Where are we going to eat?" Clint asked.

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"Thank you for choosing McDonald's. What can I get ya?"

"Yes, I'll take a-"

"I want a kid's meal! Wanda wants one too."

"Barton, you're a grown man."

"I WANT THE BIGGEST OF MACS!"

"Okay, so 2-Thor, inside voice!"

"Salad Tony."

"A salad, really Steve?"

"Oh, leave him alone. Like me, he sees how unhealthy this stuff is for your body. I brought my own lunch."

"Chicken tenders, with sweet sauce all over my-"

"Clint! Shut up."

"For Asgard!"

"Oh, and eight orders of chicken nuggets, Tony...with a Diet Coke."

"Can I just get my cheeseburger first?!"

"I want a root beer."

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"Oliver look! There's a tiger up there." Sleeper pointed up at the ceiling.

"Where?" Oliver asked, looking around.