Kuroko No Basket One Shots

Ryōta Kise x You

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After classes has ended, Kise began finding the man that flirted on you earlier in the morning. He then saw the man on the boy's locker room so Kise also went in. Fortunately for him nobody is around except for the two of them.

"You dare flirt with my F/ncchi?!" And again appeared his dangerous aura, surrounding him. The funny thing is, it's color is vibrant yellow. So anyways, the man got startled by the sudden not-so-loud shout of Kise.

"What? She deserved much better than you, annoying model. Plus she seems delicious so I wanted to have a taste on her (A/n: Sorry if that offended you or make you cringe). And besides, you can have her back when I'm done with her." The man said and smirked.

"That annoying mouth of yours~ssu is pissing me off." Kise coldly said as he got out a rubber rope -who knows where he got that- and a pair of yellow scissors.

He then walked towards the man and tied him with the rubber rope tightly, using his whole body to pin him down flat on his stomach. Kise tied the man's hand on his back and also tied his feet.

"What the fvck are you doing?! Are you crazy?!" Hearing that, something in Kise snapped. Is he crazy?! Is he?! NO OF COURSE HE ISN'T! HE'S DOING THIS FOR F/NCCHI! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE HER BUT HIM! NO ONE!

WARNING: SENSITIVE CONTENT AHEAD. IT CONSIST OF KILLING OF COURSE, IN A TORTUROUS WAY. SO IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE TO THIS KIND OF THING, PLEASE SKIP THIS.

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Kise then shoved the scissors deep into the man's mouth making the man gag, and when the man seemed to have eaten the scissors, Kise then separated them and he seemed to be cutting the man's inner throat in two. The man screamed but only muffled since Kise's practically shoving the scissors deeper and still seemed like cutting something inside.

When he thinks that's a little better he then got the scissors out of the man's mouth. The man screamed but his voice broke. Kise smirked at that then slash the man's neck with the scissors. What more, Kise shoved the scissors deep onto the man's neck, making it look like a fountain of blood making the blonde happily smiled. The man, on the other hand, screamed but no voice came out. Kise then gauged out both of the man's eye using his bare hands.

"YOU DARE LOOK AT F/NCCHI?!" Kise screamed and when the eyes are finally out, he chopped them with the use of scissors while laughing crazily.

"NOW YOU CAN'T SEE F/NCCHI ANYMORE!"

Kise then stand up and looked at the bloody man in front of him, laying in the cold surface of the locker room. He then kicked the man's crotch and lower his body to again stab the crotch this time with the scissors until it is crushed and it's pretty bloody.

After Kise was satisfied with the result he, then, turned the now dead man around.

"WHO SAID YOU CAN TOUCH F/NCCHI?!" Kise said and cut through the man's arm that he used to hold you back earlier. After he was satisfied at his 'creation', he then cleaned the locker room and everything. Kise put the dead man's body on his locker and then Kise proceed to his own, putting the now good as new yellow scissors.

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THE NEXT DAY

You found out that the man who flirted with you yesterday had been found dead on his locker. No eyes, split throat and some said that even his crotch is crushed and his arms has a lot of cuts too, and holes. You snickered at the news.

"F/NCCHI!" Your blonde boyfriend again but this time he seems extra extra happy.

"You're in such a good mood, something great happened?" You asked.

"No, nothing~ssu. I'm just happy that I see you again, F/ncchi. I love you~ssu!" The blonde said and kissed you on the lips. You smiled.

"I love you, too, Ryōta."

‘No one can take F/ncchi away from me or else they'll die!’ Kise thought.

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A/n: How was it? I hope it's fine. Enjoy!

Omake:

Akashi: I'm so proud of you, Ryōta. You know how to use a scissor properly.

Mitsuri: Seriously? That's the proper use of scissor to you?

Akashi: Of course, Mitsuri.

Kise: Ah, Akashicchi, Mitsuricchi is the one who made me do it since she's the author~ssu.

Akashi: *ruffles my hair* I'm so proud of you Mitsuri.

Mitsuri: Yeah yeah as if. I thought you like refined women?

Akashi: Yes, I like refined women but I love you.

Kise: Nice one~ssu, Akashicchi!

Mitsuri: I love you, too.

Mwehehe, sorry about that. I just felt like making an omake in the end ehehe~