Mr./Mrs.Wingman, bring me my crush. And oh please oh please do not fuck up.
Ana:
-as subtle as a grandma can be
-aka she makes it obvious
-little winks at you when she comments on how amazing you are in front of your crush
-provides grandma wisdom aka she snoops about for info on your crush
Ashe:
-she won't do it unless she gets something in return
-creates an elaborate plan and has B.O.B set it up
-this 'plan' is just her kidnapping your poor crush and yelling at them for how they cannot see how amazing you are
Balptiste:
-he is the master of subtel
-when healing your crushes wounds, he talks about you and how your a great person
-he times the conversation just right so your crush doesn't wonder why he's talking about you
Bastion:
-he teases you about it with a robo bow chica wow wow every time your crush passes by and your near
-no hints, no words, just robo tunes
-let's just say, he is not the best omnic to ask to be your wingman
B.O.B:
-he doesn't see why you need his help on discretely finding out whether or not your crush likes you
-instead, he urges you to ask yourself
-it's also because he can't talk, but either way he pushes you to ask your crush out
Brigitte:
-she tells you you should make something for your crush
-she also helps you make it and asks your crush what he/she likes
-when your crush asks why they want to know this stuff, she says "no reason."
-so yea not very discrete
D.Va:
-she doesn't know what to do
- so you two play some dating simulators to get an idea on what not to do
-Hana runs a poll on one of her social medias to see what her fans want you to do
Doomfist:
-he's honored that you asked, but he's also confused on why you would ask him
-let's just say he's not good with words
-every time your crush passes by with you around, he calls him/her stupid
Genji:
-he tries to suggest to your crush to hang out with you more
-but he's skeptical so he goes to Zenyatta for help
-hours of meditation and tranquility later, he thinks his idea is ok
-he done does it tho, with ninja like caution
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Overwatch x Reader
FanfictionI got into the Overwatch fandom and now I need to write a bunch of fanfiction. No smut just fluff, angst, memes, funny stories that come from the deepest depths of my mind, the 'what these characters would do' segments, and character x character. Al...
