Text Messages
yoongi: ur not mad anymore right
you: i guess not
yoongi: great. now can we be normal, please
you: what do you mean
yoongi: i mean that you should chill and not make me have to come over there and seduce you
you: sounds weird when you say it
yoongi: its quite "ew" right?
you: whisper in my ear one more time hoe
yoongi: lol ew
you: is that how u seduce ur girlfriends?
yoongi: nah
you: then how
yoongi: ill need to take a creative writing class to be able to tell you
you: oh shit
yoongi: yah
you: then show me ;)
yoongi: bet
you: i was kidding
yoongi: same wtf did u think of me
you: *nervous laugh*
yoongi: hahahahahahaahaahahahahhaha
you: i made-out with Jungkook
yoongi: what.
you: yeah. it was just super soft tho
yoongi: oh i see
you: yeah i guess my time has come
yoongi: what time
you: time for me to engage in sexual behavior
yoongi: i thought you'd be a virgin forever
you: hey listen here fucker
yoongi: im listenin
you: ive had some experiences ok 😤😤😤
yoongi: and when was that
you: ummmmm dont u remember my ex ??? We had freaky dicky sucky kissy if u know what im sayin
yoongi: oh that guy
you: yeah sooooooo
yoongi: anything else other than Sucky kissy?
you: no. He didnt even eat me out. What a bum
yoongi: so u just sucked his banana?
you: yeah man :(
yoongi: wtf y/n. How can U allow this
you: i was into him and i didnt care bout the head m8
yoongi: also how come U didnt tell me this shit before
you: that was last year and also we never talked bout it, and also you were too busy ignoring me because of ur girlfriend
yoongi: oh yeah Lol
you: fucker
yoongi: i am what I do
you: fuck? Lol
yoongi: yeah
you: so um. While we are on this awkward topic, might as well ask some questions
yoongi: sure if u are so curious bout my sex life
you: when was the last time you freaky dicky sucky kissy?
yoongi: idk lol
you: dry ass answer
yoongi: i dont want to tell you
you: WHY NOT IM YOUR BEST FRIEND
yoongi: i feel like we should keep those details to ourselves
you: bro :(
yoongi: hey just keeping it PG13 here
you: im 18
yoongi: ok and?
you: i wanna know:((((((((
yoongi: ok.. um .. actually like 3 months ago
you: WHATT
yoongi: yeah well
you: WHO
yoongi: Ho-Rang.
you: ARE U SERIOUS
yoongi: dude i was horny and she was on my dick
you: what the fuck. Out of all people you fucked HER
yoongi: i know she can be quite a big mouth so i was skeptical
you: she hasnt said anything to me Thooo
yoongi: yeah well idkk
you: wtffffffff
yoongi: so r you fucking jungkook or not
you: should i
yoongi: i dont recommend
you: why not :)
yoongi: i think u should lose your virginity to someone you know well enough. What if he has STD's or something
you: someone I know well enough?
yoongi: yah
you: so
you: you?
yoongi: .....
you: you wanna pop my cherry babe??
yoongi: well
you: why r u not saying no
yoongi: yo i gotta sleep btw lets discuss this another time
you: wait
yoongi: dude i cant talk to u anymore this has gotten me thinking weird things
you: ur thinking weird things?
yoongi: yeah can we not talk bout sex anymore sorry im totally going crazy:)
you: omg dont tell me
yoongi: stop
you: u wanna fuck me
yoongi: can u shut up
you: :))))))))) i have exposed you my friend
yoongi: no. No i do not want to fuck you OMG goodnight !!!
you: night ;)
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HIS KISS | m.yg
Fanfiction"After our first kiss, all I could think about were your lips but all you wanted to do was disappear." From: Your stupid best friend. | boyxgirl | teenage romance | bad language
