Drunk texts-

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Y = you

K- Kris

Su-Susie

R= Rouxls Kaard

Se- Seam

J= Jevil

Ra-Ralsei

Kris
...

Y: Dude, you were drunk
K:how much?
Y: you kept trying to make the carpet fly while singing "I can show my world!!"

Susie
...

Y: Yo, you were drunk.
Su: not Even!
Y: you went to a store saying
"BITCH I WANTED A SODA NOT WATER!"
Su: ...

Ralsei
...

Y: umm..You were drunk..
Ra: But i don't even Drink!
Y: you crying cuz while saying
"i wanted to be a fish!"
Ra: maybe..That wasn't milk.

Rouxls Kaard
...

Y: dear, your were drunk last night.
R: what happenth?
Y: you keep trying to fly while saying

"PETER PAN TAKE ME TO PROMISE  LAND! While sprinklings candy sprinkles.

R: ah.

Se
...

Y: Shawn, you were drunk.
Se: prove it.
Y: you kept trying to kiss me while saying.
"A KISS WILL BRING YOU ALIVE!"
Se: maybe i shouldn't drink with Jevil..

Jevil
..

Y: jev, you were drunk
J: TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN?!
Y: you were hugging my arm while saying

"BUT I WANTED TO GET A GOLDFISH,FISH!!!

J:....

(sowwy if none are funny UWU)

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