IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
Jikook, Yoonseok & three single as fuck losers 💀✨
SEOKJIN
I still despise the group name, ill have you know
TAEHYUNG
same
HOSEOK
well, if you hated it so bad SOMEONE could change that for you 👀
JUNGKOOK
👀
JIMIN
☺️
TAEHYUNG
oh yeah, definitely
SEOKJIN
oh, tae...
SEOKJIN
im really flattered
SEOKJIN
you're gorgeous, trust me. you are
SEOKJIN
but im the hottest thing in this world and it takes a lot to deserve me :(
TAEHYUNG
fucking conceited bitch
TAEHYUNG
I wasn't referring to ME
SEOKJIN
ITS CALLED CONFIDENCE
SEOKJIN
anyways, im tired of talking about it all the time
NAMJOON
same
JUNGKOOK
could fix that right now if you wanted
NAMJOON
jungkook..
SEOKJIN
lets talk about something else 🙃
JIMIN
we're sorry hyung :(
SEOKJIN
you're okay bby
YOONGI
well, if no one else is gonna do it then might as well
YOONGI
what do you want for your birthday, guk?
TAEHYUNG
oooh yas 👀 we need ideas
JUNGKOOK
hm.. I haven't thought about that to be honest
JIMIN
you're gonna be 23 kookie, there's gotta be plenty of things you want 🥰
JUNGKOOK
hey woahhh
JUNGKOOK
that's how old you were when we started dating
JUNGKOOK
that's what I want this year
HOSEOK
to be the same age as jimin? can't make that happen for you buddy
JUNGKOOK
no you dipshit
JIMIN
then what?
JUNGKOOK
you
JIMIN
AWH STOPSJSJSJS
SEOKJIN
the amount of times we've been forced to sit through this
NAMJOON
..is ridiculous, I agree
YOONGI
a year and a half, we've made it this far
TAEHYUNG
at least you and hobi don't get super gross and annoyingly coupley in front of us
HOSEOK
I could start, he just won't let me
YOONGI
oops
HOSEOK
:((((
JIMIN
you already have me everyday, kook-ah 💕
JIMIN
what else do you want?
JUNGKOOK
well
TAEHYUNG
please refrain from things we can't literally get you 🙄
TAEHYUNG
because no, we can't get you a second jimin
JUNGKOOK
how'd the fuck you even know what I was gonna say..
SEOKJIN
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NAMJOON
are you really gonna ask that right now?
JUNGKOOK
leave me alone
JUNGKOOK
that's my cinnamon apple right there
HOSEOK
okay yeah, now I see why you said that babe
YOONGI
exactly
JUNGKOOK
STOP CLOWNING ME WTF
JIMIN
awh jungkookie's so sweet ☺️ id give you a second me if I could
JIMIN
guess ill have to come up with something just as good
JIMIN
how's me a second time sound? hehe
JUNGKOOK
well 👀
TAEHYUNG
ALRIGHT
TAEHYUNG
none of that
TAEHYUNG
just answer the question already
YOONGI
otherwise fuck your birthday, we'll celebrate without you
JUNGKOOK
fine 🙄
JUNGKOOK
you guys already know banana milk is always acceptable
JUNGKOOK
any new games are good
JUNGKOOK
your old senior year gen ed class books might be nice too
JUNGKOOK
just a night out will do tho
JUNGKOOK
the group and nayeon
JUNGKOOK
or if you had anything planned, idk
SEOKJIN
alright
TAEHYUNG
those are manageable
JIMIN
well make sure you have the best one yet ☺️
JUNGKOOK
only jimin deserves rights
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