LayLay95: hey but so i just had the best comeback ever
LaugHarry: tell me omfg
LayLay95: okay so
LayLay95: i was with my friend, and we were eating dinner with her very cristian family, right? And so her mom goes "the gays are the dark side of the human population"
LayLay95: and i just look at her and say "well of course it's dark. They're stuck in a closet"
LaugHarry: omfg layla yes
LayLay95: and long story short im not allowed there anymore
LaugHarry: totally worth it tho
LaugHarry: that was a great comeback too
LaugHarry: how did u think of it
LayLay95: idk man
I'm just that wittyLaugHarry: tru
LayLay95: thank you
LaugHarry: hey layla
LayLay95: what
LaugHarry: im gonna try a trick on you
LayLay95: okay
LaugHarry: great so take your age
LaugHarry: add 2
LaugHarry: subtract 2
LaugHarry: that is your age.
LayLay95: woah
LayLay95: wtf is this witchcraft
LayLay95: You're a wizard, Harry.
LaugHarry: oh god
LaugHarry: please don't
LaugHarry: I thought I'd finally escaped that
LayLay95: it's perfect
LayLay95: you're Harry and I look like Hagrid so it fits
LaugHarry: shut up you do not look like hagrig
LaugHarry: ur way hotter
LayLay95: well I'm the opposite of you and you're hot so im just cool
LaugHarry: bitch listen, i know milk does a body good, but dAMN how much did you drink?
LayLay95: stop h
LaugHarry: oh, excuse me. i think i dropped something. mY JAW
LayLay95: im logging off
LaugHarry: oh c'mon layla
LaugHarry: pls
LaugHarry: i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
LaugHarry: so much
LaugHarry: my arms aren't long enough
LaugHarry: i love you a lottle
it's like a little
but a lot+
nOT A BIG FAN OF THIS ONE BUT WhaTeVAh!!!!!!!11!1!

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