LaugHarry: how is my bae todday
LayLay95: omfg i thought it said toadday
LayLay95: nO WAIT
LayLay95: I CAN ALMOST FEEL THE JOKES COMING
LaugHarry: what kind of shoes do frogs wear?
LayLay95: please god dont
LaugHarry: open toad sandals!
LayLay95: i h8 you
LayLay95: why do i keep saying things
LaugHarry: hey layla
LaugHarry: what do you call an illegally parked frog?
LayLay95: idk why but i just spit out my drink
LaugHarry: you were suppressing laughter then
LaugHarry: stubborn shit
LaugHarry: nO WAIT BAD SORRY I LOVE YOU
LayLay95: that escalated quickly
LaugHarry: whats up?
LaugHarry: (pls be serious for once)
LayLay95: your dick
LaugHarry: lAYLA DANGFLABBIT
LayLay95: fine, harry, what are you doing?
LaugHarry: I'm watching cooking shows, so I can cook for you when we meet.
LayLay95: What a coincidence, i'm watching porn so i can fuck you when we meet.
LaugHarry: and you say i escalated quickly
LayLay95: you did
LaugHarry: you did it faster
LayLay95: do you realize what you are saying sometimes i
LaugHarry: what did i say
LaugHarry: why is u so sexual
LayLay95: im hornay
LaugHarry: i've noticed
LaugHarry: imma tell you one more joke ok ok
LaugHarry: so what kind of bra does a math teacher wear?
LayLay95: idk stop
LaugHarry: an algeBRA!!
LayLay95: that was so laugh i forgot to funny
LaugHarry: that was awesome
LayLay95: no it wasnt
LaugHarry: yes it was
LaugHarry: admit it
LayLay95: admit what
LayLay95: that im a little shit?
LaugHarry: no that you love my jokes nearly as much as me.
LayLay95: not gonna happen
LaugHarry: aw cmon
LayLay95: charm me and i might
LaugHarry: so you know how we never stop tasting our own tongue
LayLay95: um yeah
LaugHarry: well how about i taste yours for a change?
not a big fan of this one el oh el
and omfg i reached 100k+?????? wtf when how um thank you god
Which movie star would you date?