LaugHarry: Bae, what's wrong?
LayLay95: nothing, just my boyfriend is pissing me off
LaugHarry: why??? what happened?? do I need to come over and kick his ass?????
LayLay95: as much as I'd love to see you try, no. he's just mad I didn't come to bed with him last night.
LaugHarry: well, why didn't you?
LayLay95: I don't want to be sleeping with a dick.
LaugHarry: Lay, you do realize that no matter who you sleep with you will always sleepi with a dick right
LayLay95: not if I sleep with a girl
LaugHarry: STOP RUINING MY AWESOME COMEBACK
LaugHarry: Harry is annoyed
LayLay95: anywhore, what's up?
LayLay95: I know what's up.
LaugHarry: dONT YOU FRICKING DARE SAY THE SKY OR ROOF OR ANYTHONG LIKE THT
LayLay95: i wont i promise
LaugHarry: okay fine, whats up??
LayLay95: gas prices.
LaugHarry: i h8 u mat8
LaugHarry: i'm logging off
LaugHarry: fine i'm back
LaugHarry: since you're begging
LayLay95: i knew it! You love me too much
LaugHarry: i think i do.
LayLay95: omfg remember our first chat? it was the first time you told me you loved me aw it was the cutest thing ever
LaugHarry: im logging off again
LayLay95: no im sorry
LayLay95: i wont tease you anymore
LayLay95: go away
LaugHarry: so you have a boyfriend, huh?
LayLay95: oh, right, yeah, i do.
LaugHarry: and yet, you love me
LayLay95: thats kind of the problem.
LaugHarry: what do you mean?
LaugHarry: are you srs?
LaugHarry: you and your mysteries
LaugHarry: ugh swagever im out
this one is bad im sorry