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"I'll take some champagne, thank you very much."

The waiter nodded, quickly running off to the back of the train. Jimin's smile faded once he saw Kara glaring at him with an irritated expression plastered on her face.

"What?"

"You know, you shouldn't be getting drunk right before we're supposed to meet the royal family." She gave him a judgmental frown.

"Kara's right." Namjoon said, lowering the newspaper from his face. "We have to be on our best behavior tonight. I'm especially talking to you." He averted his gaze to Jimin.

"What the hell did I do?" Jimin scoffed, as the waiter brought him back his drink. "Merci mademoiselle."

"I'm a dude."

"Oh shit, sorry bro."

"It's cool bro."

"Awesome bro."

"Here's your drink bro."

"Thanks bro."

"Merry Christmas bro."

"It's not Christmas bro."

"I know bro." The man laid his arm on Jimin's shoulder.

"HELL NAH BRO." Jimin screamed.

The waiter moved his arm away and rushed out of sight. Jimin looked up to see Kara and Namjoon giving him a blank look.

"Okay, so my French isn't perfect." He shrugged his shoulders. "It's not like that's gonna matter when I'm in London."

"You're mentally, physically, and emotionally, a mess." Namjoon admitted. "I know you're going to find a way to screw things up tonight."

"You guys are ridiculous." He lowered his brows. "I am a beautiful person, inside and out!" He chugged the wine down in one go.

"Listen, all I'm saying is this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, so I say we make this long train ride worth while." Namjoon grabbed a book from his book bag.

"Oh no, please don't make us read." Jimin scrunched his nose with disgust.

"I'm not making you read." Namjoon rolled his eyes at his over dramatic friend. "I'm making you both practice for tonight."

"You both?" Kara scoffed.

"If I can remember correctly, every single time that something embarrassing has happened to us out in public, it was because of the both of you!" He said.

"I have class." She crossed her legs, and Jimin looked her up and down.

"Damn, you got some nice legs baby."

Kara's eyes widened, and she did the only thing she could think of doing.

Everyone on the train turned around once they heard a loud slap. Jimin's lips parted as he took a second to analyze what happened. "You little trout sniffer—"

"What?!" Namjoon furrowed his brows.

"Y-You deserved it!" Kara yelled back.

"Hey guys, look how proper this girl is!" Jimin stood up from his seat, and shouted so that everyone could hear. "Why don't you show the Queen of England some of your so called class. Hello Ma'am, nice to meet you, BAM, BITCH SLAP!"