Ask The Bad Guy Team

cANCER-

Susie: Oh pfhalsk- screw you. 

Error: I'd screw me too, but I'm Inkys~

Susie: *mimes throwing up*

Error: oh god what did I say-

Horror: *wipes fake tear* I'm so proud

Error: uGH! F*CK YOU ALL!! *leaves*

Nightmare: welp, there goes another one. 

Cross: Another one??? What do you mea-

Nightmare: *leaves as well*

Cross: FKSKSKFKSK-

Lust: Don't tell me you're going to leave to!

Horror: Yeah, we wanna make you kiss people other than Nightmare!

Nightmare: *suddenly arrives* b*TCH WHAT-

Lust: *fist pumps Horror*

Dust: No surprise that it worked though. 

Nightmare: lET'S JUST START OKAY-

Killer: Okay! 

Killer: Dust, who was you're VERY FIRST crush!

Dust: wAIT YOU HAVE TO ASK TRUTH OR DARE.

Killer: Okay, truth or dare. 

Dust: d-DARE!

Killer: I dare you to answer the question. 

Dust: f-

Lust: tHAT WAS SMART THO

Dust: fiiiine. 

Dust: You can't judge me though, okay?

Horror: lol I'm already judging you-

Dust: *sighs* I-it was actually Blueberry?

Susie: nO-

Susie: Wait who's he? 

Nightmare: Remember the short skeleton wearing mostly-all blue we fought a few days ago?

Susie: uhh yeah?

Nightmare: That's him. 

Susie: Well, he kind of does look like a Blueberry. 

Killer: ...

Dust: u-uh...killer?

Killer: You don't like him anymore, right?

Dust: Oh, no of course not! I only love you!

Killer: soooo.... you wouldn't care if I KILLED HIM?!

Dust: ...

Dust: No??? We literally try to kill him when we battle the Star Sanses soo...

Killer: oh, true fact. ok. 

Dust: ???

Dust: Uhm... Horror, truth or dare! 

Horror: Dare, hell yeah!!

Dust: Mmh... *smirks at Lust*

Lust: oH DON'T YOU FUC-

Dust: Dare you to kiss Nightmare.

Horror: what-

Cross: what-

Nightmare: WHAT THE HELL NO. 

Killer: It's a dare, he kind of has to do it.

Lust: *groans* It is  the rules...