!Random Puns and Depression!

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EVERYONE PLEASE FOLLOW @Snivy_Rose I FORGOT TO ADD HER DARE FOR THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS EEE!! I'M SO SORRY AND PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I FEEL HORRIBLE AND ALWAYS WILL!!!

Snivy_Rose

Hey horror I dare you to give nightmare a present and inside of it is someone's head.

Horror: Hehe, gladly.

Horror: *kills random human and chops off their head*

Horror: One head-dog coming up!! *puts the head in a box and goes back to castle*

Nightmare: Ugh, the castle feels so cold now. 

Horror: HEY NIGHTMARE, HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

Nightmare: *flinches* Wh-what?! New Years was like, 5 days ago! 

Horror: Yeah, well, the author forgot to add this ask and she's very sorry. 

Nightmare: Um, okay? 

Nightmare: *opens present*

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: *grabs Horror by the neck with his tentacles* 

Nightmare: I WILL GIVE YOU 5 SECONDS TO RUN, AND IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF THE CASTLE IN TIME, THIS HEAD WILL BE YOURS. 

Horror: *gulps* H-HEHE! OKAY N-NIGHTMARE!!

Nightmare: *drops Horror who bolts out of the castle*

Nightmare: *throws head into a portal*

~IN THE STAR SANSES HOUSE~

Dream: *humming* We...are the Star Sanses, and we'll always save the da-

Dream: *gets hit in the head...with the head*

Dream: o-OW!! 

emeade

*run in and eat tacos* thanks blue! I prefer spegeti tacos but thanks

Blue: You're welcome!

Blue: Sorry to say...but have no idea what spaghetti tacos are...

Blue: But, if you like it, I'm sure it's delicious!

emeade

.................whatever anyway thanks blueberry ....'even tho I want to kill another version of you'

Blue: -._-.

Blue: Well, violence isn't always the answer! Maybe you should try to talk with...me? 

Blue: I'm sure that ...uh, I want to be friends with you! 

Dream: That's really confusing....

emeade

ink your nice most inks I know would say something along the lines of 'you knew what would happen you devil thing that doesn't diserve there title*

Ink: Do you know what would happen? 

Ink: Also, that's really mean. 

Blue: Yeah, Ink! Be nicer!

Ink: Wait, but it's not me...

Ink: It's uh...me????

Dream: I am so confused.

Ink: I AM HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS. 

_nagitokomaeda_

Nightmare wear a bikini lol

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