Nightmare: snrk
Cross: What'cha laughing about?
Nightmare: Look at this vine lol
Cross: OHH I remember that!
Nightmare: What...do you mean?
Cross: Thats me as a baby! How'd you find that?
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: YOU WERE A HUMAN?!?!?
Cross: HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I'M A HUMAN SKELETON!!
Nightmare: THATS JUST A THEORY!
Cross: WELL ITS A GOOD THEORY
Nightmare: Do you actually remember being a human?
Cross: Of course not.
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Susie: How come all of you wear sweaters?!
Susie: It's not that cold!!
Susie: I'm freaking wearing a tank top with some edgy spike-bands
Killer: So we can do the Wii music Tik Tok
Killer: Whenever we want.
Susie: ...
Susie: ...
Susie: That's so stupid.
Susie: ...
Susie: ...can you get me one
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Killer: THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTNING!!
Dust: VERY VERY FRIGHTING!!
Killer: galeo
Dust: GALEO
Killer: galeo
Dust: GALEO
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Susie: *smoking weed*
Error: IS THAT WEED?!?!
Susie: Yeah, you dumba-
Error: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
*types in microwave*
*microwave heats up*
*beginning to cook the air*
DING!
Error: ...
Error: It didn't work.
Susie: NO SH*T!
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Horror: I wonder, if I focus REALLY hard
Horror: I could become vegetarian.
Dust: HAH!!
Dust: HAHAH!!
Dust: no
Horror: Why do you do this to me, Father.
Dust: I'm not your father!!
Killer: Yeah! He's mine~~
Nightmare: OMG!!
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Nightmare: Do you ever feel...
Nightmare: Like a plastic bag?
Susie: What kind of plastic bag??
Nightmare: TRASH BAG
Susie: ...wat
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Error: I feel empty inside.
Horror: Yeah...
Horror: Cause we don't HAVE insides.
Error: oh tru
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Killer: Do you think I'll become internet famous??
Nightmare: no
Nightmare: Why would you want that?!
Killer: So I'd be popular!
Nightmare: Yeah but, aren't friends more important?
Killer: What????
Nightmare: You don't need the opinion of others with friends by your side. They would always be with you, be by your side despite your stupidity. They would help you up when you fall, and fight for you even when there's no point. But online, they use you for entertainment. They cause suffering in the end. But with friends, many memories would be made and more would continue to come. You might fight, but you'd always come back to them because you need them and they need you. Aren't friends better?
Killer: Wow, that was really deep.
Nightmare: But...you don't have any friends. SO sucks to be you.
Killer: WAIT-
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Susie: Hey guys.
Error: what?
Susie: I'm the only girl.
Error: Uh...yeah?
Susie: Why are there no other girls?
Error: ...
Error: idk
Susie: Are you guys sexist??
Error: NO!!
Error: WOMEN ARE GREAT!
Susie: Are you gay?
Error: uh...
Error: Yes?
Susie: exactly
Error: Holy crap I'm so confused...
Susie: I'm also confused on why people call Lancer a Sans
Error: WHY DO THEY DO THAT??!?!
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when nobody comments on your book so your forced to write whatever sh*t comes to mind
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
