Susie: WOW, I'm bored.
MegaLOVEania: Yeah, me too.
Susie: WAIT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
MegaLOVEania: UHH NOBODY! *le fresh poof*
Susie: wait...
Susie: Where did it go?
Nightmare: Where did what go?
Susie: ...
Susie: Nothing...
MegaLOVEania: This is the stupidest short ever
Susie: AHH!!
Nightmare: WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU?!
MegaLOVEania: NOBODY! I SAID THAT! *another le fresh poof*
Nightmare: Holy crap
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Lust: hush hush HUSH
Horror: THE F*CK?!
Lust: blush blush BLUSH
Horror: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!
Lust: You are now my big fat CRUSH!!
Horror: *unholy screeching*
Lust: I'm single as I can be!
Horror: yEAh thErEs A rEAsOn fOr thAt
Lust: You're single-perfect for me!
Horror: Actually, OXYGEN is MY partner
Lust: I'll give you a bunch of reasons why I think you should date me!
Horror: NO.
Horror: *throws Lust out of a window*
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Error: *sips coffee*
Error: It's a beautiful day outside...
Nightmare: Why tf are you paying attention to outside-
Nightmare: WHEN WE HAVE A TELEVISION?!
Error: ...
Error: True.
Killer: Kids these days jesus
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Cross: Hey Susie!!
Susie: what
Cross: I like your perfume!
Susie: WHAT THE HECK?!
Cross: What is it? The Stench Of Death?
Susie: ...
Susie: yes
Nightmare: STOP FLIRTING WITH SUSIE!!
Nightmare: *protectively grabs Cross*
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Dust: I'm hungry
Killer: HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD!
Dust: ...
Dust: Daddy~
Killer: yes
Nightmare: STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER
Nightmare: *throws both of them out windows*
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Susie: You guys break a lot of windows.
Nightmare: Yup.
Susie: Doesn't it cost...
Susie: A lot of money?!
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: *throws Susie out a window*
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Error: Guys, I can't find Ink anywhere in the multiverse.
Horror: Really? Sucks to be you.
Killer: Are you upset cause you can't get laid tonight?
Error: OMG SHUT UP!!
Nightmare: I saw him at McDanolds yesterday.
Error: Oh ok thanks.
Error: wait why were YOU at McDanolds?!
Nightmare: WELL I WAS HUNGRY CAUSE SOMEONE
Nightmare: *glares at Susie*
Nightmare: ATE ALL THE FOOD!!
Horror: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ANY FOR US?!?!
Nightmare: Cause I'm broke.
Killer: We all are.
Horror: Just steal it!
Killer: You can't steal food dingus! They need to make it first!
Horror: UGH that's STUPID.
Error: YOU ARE STUPID!
Error: ALL OF YOU!!
Error: *grumbles and storms out of the castle*
Susie: HEY guys, wanna play Uno?
Nightmare: NO.
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MegaLOVEania: I am so lonely right now omg
MegaLOVEania: Is this whats writers-block feels like?!
Susie: OMG IT'S YOU AGAIN!!
MegaLOVEania: AAAHHH!!! *le fresh poof away*
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