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Let's make a flex tape worship group. We must worship our god, Phil Swift.
Nightmare: wait what no-
Horror: HECK YEAH!
Nightmare: YOU BETTER NOT BOTHER ME OR MY SENPAI.
Horror: Pfft, when have we ever done that!?
Nightmare: ...
Horror: ...
Nightmare: ...
Horror: Okay point taken.
Horror: Besides, we need a secret dark room to worship Phil.
Nightmare: Basement, go. Now. Leave us alone.
Susie: yes, please f*cking leave.
Horror: ...
Horror: rude.
Horror: KILLER!! DUST!!
Error: OW MY NON-EXISTENT EARS-
Killer: ya yeet Whats up.
Dust: Yeet it a DEAD MEME.
Killer: ...
Killer: T-then what's another meme??
Dust: Um...Hit or Miss, Fortnite dances, Caillou, the Wii music-
Killer: wait did you say Caillou?
Dust: yup.
Killer: ...
Killer: Isn't that a kids show?
Dust: YUP.
Horror: GUYS STOP TALKING!!
Horror: WE NEED TO MAKE A WORSHIP GROUP DOWNSTAIRS!!
Nightmare: AND YA BETTER HURRY UP CAUSE IM GETTING A HEADACHE AND IF I DO IM THROWING YOU ALL INTO UNDERLUST.
Horror: oh no-
Nightmare: FOREVER.
Horror: OH NO.
Horror: YEAH, WE NEED TO GO DOWNSTAIRS LIKE NOW.
*Killer, Dust, and Horror teleport downstairs*
123123german
Yes let's make a flex tape group worship Phil swift JUST DO IT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!!!!
Dust: Isn't that a dead meme too...?
Killer: Y'KNOW WHAT!?
Killer: WHAT ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHATS DEAD
Killer: AND WHATS ALIVE?!
Dust: ...
Dust: JESUS-
Dust: bby calm the f*ck down.
Killer: ...ok...
Horror: Does...anyone know how to worship Phil Swift??
Killer: Uh....
Dust: Um, make a...
Dust: what's it called?
Dust: That thing in Coco.
Killer: YOU WATCHED COCO?!
Dust: U-UH-
Dust: N-NO?!
Killer: oh...
Horror: Let's be real dude we've all watched Coco.
Dust: what
Horror: We were with you.
Horror: At the theatres.
Dust: ...
Dust: F*CK-
Killer: WAit-
Killer: Were you talking about the thing with the candles and the picture of the person and with food and-
Horror: YEAH YEAH.
Horror: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT-
Horror: AND NOBODY CARES.
Killer: ...
Killer: WELL THAT WAS F*CKING RUDE.
Dust: dude that was actually kind of mean.
Horror: sorry-
Horror: anyways,
Horror: What if we just right a star and a circle on the ground?
Killer: That's how you summon SATAN.
Horror: ...
Horror: What if, instead of RED PAINT...
Horror: WE USE FLEW TAPE??
Killer: ...
Dust: i think you are mental and need mental help.
Oreo_Playz
Can i join flex tape squad?
Killer: Uh, sure.
Killer: but right now it's kind of...
Horror: *taping a Satan-summoning circle*
Dust: *screaming at Horror*
Killer: ...
Killer: I AM SO CONFUSED-
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