emeade
Noooooooooooooooo lust I'M SORRY! I DARE HORROR TO CONFESS THAT HE DID IT AND MAKE GRILBY ALLOW LUST HIS KETCHUP!!!!!
Horror: Whatttt why? It's not like he knows me anyways...
Error: You have to do it.
Dust: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING THE ONLY FUN DARE!
Horror: UGH, FINE OKAY!!
Horror: *opens a portal and goes to Grillbys*
Horror: Hey, Grillby?
L!Grillby: SANS. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO-
L!Grillby: Oh, my mistake you aren't Sans. You two look alike...are you brothers?
Horror: What? No no I just-
L!Grillby: Is your head okay?
Horror: YES, IT'S FINE.
Horror: I was the one who put the 100 dollar bill on the counter. It was fake and it was glued.
L!Grillby: ...
L!Grillby: You better get out before I light your ass on fire.
Horror: HAHAHA OKAY- *bolts*
L!Grillby: Hmm...I swear he looks so much like Sans.
L!Grillby: wait I LET him run away?????
123123german
Yesss more chrismas trees on FIRE!!! Thank you lord of negativity
Nightmare: *finger guns* Eyyyy
Cross: NO, WE ARE NOT SETTING ANYTHING ELSE ON FIRE.
Nightmare: Why?
Cross: BECAUSE IT DESTROYS STUFF!
Nightmare: THAT'S THE POINT!!!!!
Cross: UGH if you want to burn something, DON'T do it in the castle!
Nightmare: eh, works with me. '
Nightmare: *opens portal to anti-void*
Nightmare: yEET- *throws a huge lit firework into the anti-void and flees*
Cross: Uh, that was quick...?
Nightmare: Yeah, I kind of just opened a random portal and threw a firework.
Cross: WHAT THE HELL-
Oreo_Playz
This was fucking great lmao
transformers1293
Killer, you are freaking awesome.
emeade
PUNZZZZZZZZZ
Snivy_Rose
Yessssss this needs more puns from Killer
Killer: HAHA! See, Cross?! People do like my puns!
Cross: they're all insane and demented
Killer: LOL, OMG CROSS!
Cross: what
Killer: Oh, never mind.
Killer: I had a pun about insanity, but then I lost it.
Cross: JFC STOP.
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Cross: Look, Killer. I like you.
Killer: Aren't you dating Nightma-
Cross: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
Cross: Since it's 2019, I want to start off this year on the right foot. Okay?
Killer: Actually, I have two left feet.
Cross: wha-
Killer: It would be impossible for me to start the year with the right foot.
Cross: THAT DOESN'T EVEN, WHAT THE, JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cross: *playing Minecraft*
Killer: Hey, Cross. You can make leather armour.
Cross: Yeah but...I have iron armor.
Killer: Leather armor is the best for sneaking.
Killer: It's literally made of hide.
Cross: OH SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY IN PEACE!!!
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Cross: *opens fridge* Hmm...I'm hungry...
Killer: HEY CROSS!!
Cross: *jumps* ERGH- what do you want??
Killer: My existence is a peach of sh*t!
Cross: Uh, oka-
Killer: I want to pickill myself!
Cross: Are you hi-
Killer: I avacadon't want to be alive!
Cross: Killer...
Killer: I HAVE NO RAISIN TO LIVE!!!
Cross: KILLER-
Killer: PEAS KILL MEEEE!!!
Cross: SHUT UP KILLER, CALM DOWN!!
Killer: *intense breathing*
Killer: *glares at Cross*
Killer: Ya butter back off, pal.
Cross: HOLY F********************CCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
