That's a confusing title aint it.
JusticeSawyer1
(Hello newbie! :) )
Make Cross cry, I need to see more Crossmare hehe
Horror: Oh, I know the PERFECT thing!
~LATER~
Horror: Hey, Cross, I have a gift for you!!
Cross: Huh? *sticks his head out from the kitchen*
Horror: C'mon over here and open it!
Cross: ...okay? *teleports there and opens the gift, confused*
*Inside the gift is a cow plush*
Cross: hOLY SH*T F*CK GODDAMN MOTHEROFHOLYJESUSMOTHERF*CKINGCHRISTMAYGODCOMPELLYOUF*CKSH*TMOTHERF*KER-
Cross: *falls over and starts to cry*
Horror: *takes box and cow plush and runs away*
Nightmare: *teleports over* WHO MADE MY WAIFU SWEARRrr...
Nightmare: *sees Cross crying*
Cross: *sniff* c-cow...
Nightmare: *kneels down and picks up Cross with his arms, and cradles him*
Nightmare: Shh....shh...it's okay. It's alright. There are no cows and there is nobody who wants to hurt you.
Cross: *hugs Nightmare and burries his face against Nightmare's chest*
Nightmare: *pets Cross and kisses his forehead*
Everyone: AWWWW~
Horror: *drops the cow plush because he's awing*
Nightmare: *glares at Horror, then picks him up and throws him out the window*
Dust: *sighs* At least it's not Killer...
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Rip dust
Dust: I'm not f*cking dEAD YET!!
Dust: *slowly stands up*
Dust: *grabs his bed frame and stumbles to the door*
Dust: *accidentally pushes door handle and falls as the door opens*
Error: *spits out coffee* wHAT THE F-
Dust: *faceplants x2*
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F*ckin dust can't walk he's disoriented
Dust: Yeah, I guess people get disoriented...
Dust: wHEN THEY GET F*CKING CRUSHED BY TWO FAT A*S SKELETONS AND KNOCKED OUT A BRICK!
Horror: *teleports back* yO YO YO-
Dust: sHADAFACKAP OR I'LL B*TCH-BRICK-SLAP YOU!
Horror: bOI YOU CAN'T EVEN GET UP I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.
Dust: WATCH ME! *attempts to get up quickly but trips over his own feet*
Horror: tsk tsk tsk.
Horror: pathetic.
Dust: Hey, bud.
Dust: What's 5 x 10?
Horror: ...
Horror: SH*T MY ONLY WEAKNESS.
Dust: that's not your only on-
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
