Overprotective Glynda Goodwitch x Male abandoned child reader

Regrets

(y/n) POV

"Eve did we make a mistake?" I asked, "Yes a very big mistake." Eve said, "I told you to read the directions but noo you just had to do things your way." She said, "It's not my fault they don't know how to put the instructions in English! I mean what does "Interlock bracket AZ19 to bracket ZA28 and screw in screw #931826 into screw port #1183564" even mean!" I complained, "That's it I'm calling in the big guns!" I said as I made a few phone calls.

"We don't get it." Mom said, "OH COME ON!" I said, "It's way too complicated! But to be fair I've never actually assembled one of these before." Mama said, "Silver built Eve's crib." Vanessa said, "I've made complicated plans that are far less complicated than this." Cinder said, "Aww is my baby brother having trouble putting together his crib?" Blake said smugly as she looked at the instructions, "(y/n) these are instructions for your DVR not a crib." She said, "How did we mix those up?! Also can you figure out how to change the time on it?" I asked, "I know it's a long shot, but I have an idea." I said as I made a phone call.

"Ok I get calling someone else, but why Jaune?" Blake asked, "I figured he can't possibly be terrible at everything, so maybe he can actually put this thing together." I said, "And...DONE!" Jaune said, "I was wrong, so very very wrong." I said, "Jaune it's supposed to be a crib not frigen Pumpkin Peat!" I said, "Oh, yeah." He said.

"Ok everyone out." Tai said, "Who called him?" I asked, "That was me." Ruby said. Twenty minutes later he came out of the baby's room, "It's done." He said, "Damn he actually did it!" I said.

Three months later

"Honey are you sure you can handle taking care of the baby by yourself?" Eve asked, "Eve honey relax it's just a week. What could possibly go wrong?" I said, "Famous last words." Blair said as the four of them left.

Twenty minutes later

"HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO POOP THIS MUCH?!" I shouted, Terra just giggled, "Ok well we... need to get out of the house." I said as I packed the diaper bag. "We're going to Aunt Blake's house." I said.

"Blake! Help me." I said, "(y/n) I know I said that I'd be there for you if you needed me, but that doesn't mean you can barge into my house." Blake said, "I brought Terra with me." I said, "Ohh give her here!" Blake said excitedly, I handed her the baby and collapsed on the couch. "Wow, you look like crap Uncle (y/n)." Sky said, "I don't know what happened... Eves only been gone for about an hour!" I said, "Parenting isn't as easy as you thought hugh?" Blake said smugly as she played with Terra, "How is it that you can be that smug while playing with your niece." I said, "It's my job to be smug about these things." She said.

Eve POV

"M...Maybe I should call and check up on them." I said as I took out my scroll, "Nope!" Blair said as she took my scroll away, "Eve we decided to go on this trip to get the break that we all needed. Well except for (y/n) but that's his fault for playing the white knight." She said, "But my baby." I complained, "Eve it's only a week Terra will be fine." Juliet said, "But..." I said, "Here." April said as she gave me a picture of Terra, "Aww there's mama's little princess." I said, "April you're a genius." Blair said.

Blake POV

"What happened here?!" I asked in shock, "Terra happened, one second everything is fine then out of nowhere she makes a fecal tornado or something. In my defense I haven't slept much the past few months so I might be exaggerating just a bit." (y/n) said, "Trust me your not. Look you go get some sleep and I'll take care of the rest." I said, he nodded and went to bed. I called my team and team JNPR to help me.

"What happened here?!" Jaune and Ruby asked in shock, "Terra happened." I said, "Ok Jaune, Ren, Ruby, and Weiss you all will clean up the living room, Pyrrha and I will take care of the baby, and Yang you will watch Nora. I still don't trust her around children." I said.

Everyone got to work on cleaning. Pyrrha and I took Terra down to the basement to keep out of the way. 

"Aww someone's a sleepy girl." I said as I rocked Terra to sleep in my arms. "Blake we're about done." Jaune said, "NO WE'RE NOT!" Weiss shouted from the living room.

Eve POV

"I MISS MY BABY!" I complained, "But the picture." April said, "IT'S NOT THE SAME!" I complained.

VICTIM LIST

Glynda Goodwitch

Cinder Fall

Blake Belladonna

Pyrrha Nikos

Nora Valkyrie

Team RWBY

Every girl in Beacon

Emerald

Rangiku Matsumoto

Retsu Unohana

Rukia Kuchiki

Yoruichi Shihouin

Kali Belladonna

Vanessa Fullbuster

Eve Fullbuster

Salem

Neliel tu Oderschvank

Summer Rose

Juliet Summers

Amanda Summers

Scarlet Winters Fullbuster

Amber Winters Fullbuster

Ava Winters

Lucinda

Rose Scarlet

Erza Scarlet

Raven Blake (Blair Blake)

April Black

Neo Politan

Melody Morningstar

Akame

Coco Adel

Hope Adel

Tory Adel

Astaroth

Pandora

Robbin Clover (Railgun)

Raven Branwen

Angel Corona

Terra Belladonna