I woke up early and went to make breakfast. I made a pot of oatmeal and bacon and eggs. I saved some for my mom and my cousin Sione, who was staying for the weekend. I checked my phone and almost choked on my bacon.
??: wake up fag!
I didn't know who it was.
Me:you must have the wrong number, sorry.
??: isn't this chance? 😂
It must have been Tyler. I forgot all about going to his house.
Me:Is this Tyler?😶
??:yeah
Me: oh, what's your address so I can come over.
Tyler:4316 Ladera dr
Me: ard see you then I guess.
I sighed and slid the phone back onto the table. I took a sad bite out of my eggs and slouched into my chair. Sione came downstairs. "Goodmorning!", he said in a happy, phony way. "Hey", I sighed. He gave me a stank look.
"who took a wet shit in your frosted flakes this morning?"
I died laughing.
"It's nothing, I just wanted to stay home today, but instead I gotta meet this Tyler dude from school".
"A date?", he asked.
"No", I laughed, "it's for a school project I wanted to do by myself".
He took a sip from my glass of kool-aid."eww...", I whined.
"I got streptococcus!", he laughed.
"What the fuck is that?", I said in disgust.
"Strep throat", he said.
I pushed the glass towards him."you can have it", I said.
"I was kidding, calm down chano", he laughed.
"Don't call me that.", I said blankly. There was two reasons he called me that:
1.) I loooove chance the rapper, who's close friends call him chano (it's funny how we have the same name
2.) one of my favorite singers, frank ocean, made a cd called channel orange, so he'd calls me chan-o
Even tho I know what he means, I still don't like being called chano. It feels weird. My phone began to ring playing frank ocean's "pyramids". It read an unknown number.
Me:"hello?..."
??:" come over now!! We got some biscuits and cheese"
Me:"who is this?"
??:" it's soapman!"
What. The. Fuck...?
Me: "c'mon...who is it.....really?"
The phone began to make shuffling noises as if being pulled around.
??:"Ugh...gimme it...STOP EARL! Sorry chance"
That was Tyler, I knew it. But who was that guy talking about "soapman"?
Me: "it's...cool, I guess. Who was that?"
Tyler: "my younger brother earl"
Me:"oh, okay..."
Tyler:"you- you on the way..?"
Me: "uh, gimme like thirty, 'Kay? I gotta eat breakfast"
Tyler:"aight (*I been thinkin' bout you) earl, shut the fuck up!"
Aye! That's my song!
Me:"ooh, no no no! Yasss earl that's my shit. Your little bro has taste"
Tyler: "wow, you can sing. You like frank? (*thanks girllll!) shut up you sus nigga"
Me:*laughs "yea..."
Tyler:" that's my big bro for real!"
He lying hard
Me: "pfft, sure...but, let me get ready, I'll be there"
Tyler:" whateva, bye (*bye bewhhh!!) ugh....earl I'm gonna kill your ass"
Me: *laughs "okay bye guys"
They seem cool now, but it's funny how I guess Tyler thought I would believe him saying he was related to frank.
"I gotta go, your food is in the fridge", I said to Sione, running upstairs to get ready.
