𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞

63

Papa Chan+his unruly children

Baby Jeonginnie:
Hyungs?

Minho:
Yes?

Jisungie:
Yeah?

Changbean:
What up?

Felix:
Yes?

Papa Chan:
Yes baby?

Dumbass gay:
What Jeongin?

Seungminnie:
Yes?

Momma Woojin:
Yes love?

Minho:
Love?

Jisungie:
LOVE

Changbean:
You're gonna let another man call your mans love hyung?

Baby Jeonginnie:
Woojinnie!

Felix:
Woojinnie?!

Dumbass gay:
I called him Woojinnie jokingly and he hit me.
How come Jeongin can do it?
He's the youngest and he gets to drop honorifics?!

Minho:
WHATS GOING ON

Papa Chan:
Hahahahaha nothing
Nothing is going on hahahah
Hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahah

Jisungie:
What the frick frack

Felix:
You're acting sus

Seungminnie:
You have three seconds to explain

Baby Jeonginnie:
It's nothing!

Momma Woojin:
Yeah it's nothing.

Minho:
Hey
Brothers shouldn't hide stuff from each other

Jisungie:
Plus Chan hyung you never told me what you had to do the other day with Jeongin AND Woojin.

Papa Chan:
WE DID NOTHING

Changbean:
We never said you did something

Felix:
But denying it that quickly makes it seem like you did.
Suuuusssss

Baby Jeonginnie:
You should just tell them Channie
Woojin hyung won't mind

Minho:
tell us what?

Seungminnie:
Oh just admit it already

Papa Chan:
Woojin?
Jeongin?
Is it okay to tell?

Baby Jeonginnie:
I'm okay with it Channie baby

Momma Woojin:
Me too

Jisungie:
Come on
We don't have all day

Papa Chan:
Okay so maybe we went on a date
So what

Dumbass gay:
You and Jeongin?
Big deal

Momma Woojin:
No Hyunjin
I took both of them on a date

Papa Chan:
Initially it wasn't supposed to be one
It was just supposed to be a friend thing

Baby Jeonginnie:
But at some point it became more than that.
It was super confusing at first

Momma Woojin:
Until we all ended up back at my place in a heap of blankets

Minho:
OKAY
TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Baby Jeonginnie:
All we did was cuddle calm down

Jisungie:
Sooooooo

Seungminnie:
Are you a thing now?

Changbean:
Damn Chan snatched two men like that

Felix:
Didn't know he had it in him

Papa Chan:
Tease me all you want Changlix
But you won't be laughing when I lock your asses out of the dorm tonight

Changbean:
HAH
Nice try but Jisung will let us in

Minho:
Jisung will be at my place tonight

Felix:
Well Hyunjin will!

Seungminnie:
Nah I'm staying over tonight and locking Changbin hyung out sounds like fun

Jisungie:
Am I the only one who noticed they didn't answer the question

Momma Woojin:
No
We aren't a thing

Baby Jeonginnie:
It was just a test

Jisungie:
Suuuureeee
Anyway I have to go
Felix's cat is chewing on his shoes

Felix:
WHY DOES SNOWBALL HATE ME SO MUCH

Minho:
Maybe because you named him snowball?

Papa Chan:
And you forget to feed him

Seungminnie:
And you're ugly

Felix:
This is abuse.
I'm moving out

Seungminnie:
Praise the lord a miracle has finally happened