Papa Chan+his unruly children
Baby Jeonginnie:
Someone please come collect Hyunjin
Seungminnie:
What did he do now?
Jisungie:
It was so embarrassing
Idk why he's my friend
Papa Chan:
I knew letting you three out together would be a disaster
Momma Woojin:
So what happened?
Baby Jeonginnie:
We went to get some coffee because Jisung was acting like a zombie
Jisungie:
I stayed up late shut up
Minho:
I told you to go to bed earlier but nooo
Baby Jeonginnie:
So the cashier starts hardcore hitting on Hyunjin
Seungminnie:
Excuse me?
Hyunjin-ssi:
I just wanted my iced coffee
Jisungie:
Hyunjin basically gets offended because this girl is flirting with him and he turns to look at me and goes "Is she seriously trying to flirt with me? My sexy ass?"
Minho:
He did not
Baby Jeonginnie:
the girl hears him but Hyunjin keeps going. He flat out says to Jisung "she ain't even cute. My boyfriend is cuter. Does she not know I like dick? My whole demeanor screams sexy gay"
Seungminnie:
Oh my god
I hate you
Jisungie:
But no Hyunjin doesn't stop there this hoe looks her in the eyes and says "I'm too cute for you and I like dick preferably my boyfriends"
Minho:
HYUNJIN
Papa Chan:
WHAT
Momma Woojin:
HWANG HYUNJIN
KIM SEUNGMIN
Seungminnie:
HYUNGS I SWEAR
We'VE NEVER BEEN INTIMATE LIKE THAT
Changbean:
Wtf did I just read
Felix:
Wait but what happened after that?
Baby Jeonginnie:
The girl got mad and threw Hyunjin's iced coffee all over him
Jisungie:
And me
Baby Jeonginnie:
But then Hyunjin let out the most unmanly scream
Jisungie:
He sounded like a little girl
Minho:
You got coffee thrown at Jisung?!
Hyunjin-ssi:
She shouldn't have been flirting with me!
Momma Woojin:
And then let me guess
You got kicked out of another cafe for causing a scene?
Jisungie:
...yes
*Minho has changed Hyunjin-ssi to Dumbass gay*
Minho:
You guys are a mess
Jisungie:
We're on our way back to the dorm.
I need to shower now and so does Hyunjin
So much for a fun outing
Dumbass gay:
It's not my fault!
Papa Chan:
My children are a mess
I need to keep you all on leashes obviously
Momma Woojin:
Our children*
Baby Jeonginnie:
Chan's children**
Minho:
I'm rolling my eyes out loud. You two need to stop it and figure this out already
Author-I am so ready for the new album to drop and I thought you guys should know
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionMinho's friends knew he was lonely and all they wanted to do was help. He wouldn't let anyone in that is until they enlist the help of Han Jisung. ---- Texting. Side ships- Changlix, Jeongchan, Seungjin Started- 02/06/19 Ended- 4/25/19
