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Papa Chan+his unruly children

Papa Chan:
I'm glad you guys fixed everything up

Jisungie:
I can't believe all you needed was to hug it out.

Baby Jeonginnie:
I can't believe we got kicked out of the cafe for group hugging :(

Seungminnie:
They already held a grudge against us bc Hyunjin yelled bitches so loud.

Hyunjin-ssi
A bunch of gays group hugging in a cafe and then get kicked out for it? I smell homophobia

Minho:
How can you smell homophobia?

Hyunjin-ssi:
You can just smell it

Minho:
Jisung and I will never be able to go back there again and he really liked that place :(

Changbean:
Oh did he?

Jisungie:
It's okay hyung! We can find another place.

Minho:
But you liked it there Sungie

Changbean:
S-sungie?

Felix:
Did I read that right?

Hyunjin-ssi:
A cute nickname I see

Jisungie:
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU.

Minho:
He's my Sungie. There's nothing wrong with that

Baby Jeonginnie:
My?? Sungie???

Momma Woojin:
Did you just claim him?

Minho:
Maybe I did.
What about it?

Changbean:
He's on the floor of the studio.
I think you killed him..

Minho:
That's what he gets for making me gay panic the other day

Papa Chan:
Stop flirting in front of Jeongin! He's just a baby!

Minho:
I'm not flirting!

Baby Jeonginnie:
Hyung you flirt with me all the time?

Momma Woojin:
YOU WHAT?!

Papa Chan:
I
I DONT!

Minho:
YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH JEONGIN?

Momma Woojin:
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?!

Papa Chan:
I DONT I SWEAR.

Baby Jeonginnie:
"You're so precious baby boy"
"I love your smile so much Innie"
"I can't believe how cute you are darling"

Felix:
THE TEA IS BEING SPILLED

Minho:
BABY BOY?!

Papa Chan:
EYE-

Momma Woojin:
What do you have to say for yourself Chan?!

Papa Chan:
I CANT HELP IT. HE STARTED IT

Baby Jeonginnie:
DID NOT.

Minho:
Oh shit. Jeongin did you really?

Baby Jeonginnie:
I DIDNT

Papa Chan:
"I don't know what it is hyung but I'm drawn to you"
"Whoa Chan hyung you look so hot in person"
"Hey baby how was your day?"
"Why didn't Minho hyung introduce us sooner"

Momma Woojin:
EXCUSE ME

Minho:
HE'S A STRAIGHTFORWARD GAY
HE'S NOT AFRAID

Baby Jeonginnie:
What can I say? I know what I want.
And I want Chan hyung

Papa Chan:
NDSKOWKD X
EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE TO GO WATER JISUNG

Minho:
Water Jisung?
What the fuck kind of excuse is that ?

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