Error: BECAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF TIME!
Killer: YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME!!
Susie: Error.
Susie: If you don't knit that meat together.
Susie: I am going to hug you.
Susie: AND. NEVER. LET. GO!
Error: Pfft... you can't do that...
Error: ...
Error: fine-
~ABOUT TWO HOURS LATER~
Error: *wipes 'brow'* Okay, I'm done your stupid dress.
Horror: YESS!! *grabs it and throws it at Lust*
Lust: *gets hit... again* OW STOP THAT-
Lust: Oh hey...you're done...
Horror: WEARRRRR ITTTTT.
Lust: Can I wear my clothes underneath?
Horror: u-uh-
Killer: Weren't expecting that now were you-
Horror: SHUT UP! *hits Killer*
Killer: akdjh-
Horror: Y-yeah you sh-should probably wear y-your clothes..
Lust: Okay. *goes to the bathroom to put on the meat dress... even though he's keeping on his clothes*
Horror: Uh, I just said-
Horror: whatever...
~A FEW MINUTES LATER~
Lust: *walks out of the bathroom like a bride*
Horror: ....
Horror: ........
Horror: *drools*
Cross: oH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING HORROR!!
Dust: pervert-
Horror: N-NO IT'S THE MEAT I SWEAR-
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
Lust: *changed out of the dress* Horror, I swear to god.
Horror: *was slapped* I-I'm sorry....
Lust: ...*giggles*
Horror: Why are you laughing?
Lust: You're kind of cute when you apologize!
Horror: !!! *blushes a ton*
Horror: th-thanks...
Lust luvs horror and horror luvs lust now you must kiss in front of everyone NOW KISS!!
Lust: u-UH!! WHAT, I DON'T LOVE HORROR!!
Horror: Y-yeah!!
Nightmare: Well, as Horror was saying earlier, it's a dare.
Horror: SO?!
Nightmare: You have to do it. *smirks*
Horror: sh-sh*t-
Cross: *calls from across the room* lANGUAGE-
Lust: *fiddles with his fingers* He-he's kind of right....Horror...
Horror: You don't have to if you don't want to, I mean I could find some other wa-
Lust: *kisses Horror on the 'lips' then teleports to his room*
Horror: !!!
Horror: uhh... *blushing like crazy*
Killer: Hehe, I recorded the ENTIRE thing on my phone...
Horror: ....
Killer: Want me to send it to everyone Horror??
Horror: ....
Susie: is... he okay??
Nightmare: *pokes Horror with a tentacle*
Horror: Lust... k-k-kissed me...
Dust: Oh please, he's fine.
Error: He's just not used to someone loving him back.
Horror: kissed... m-me...
Nightmare: He's in a trance. He's no fun.
Error: eh. *goes back to watching tv*
Horror: ....
Horror: hOLY SH*T LUST KISSED ME OMG WTF GOD HELP ME JESUS CHRIST WTF OH GOD-
Cross: *throws a spoon at Horror and lands it in his head-hole*
Cross: i'M TRYING TO MAKE DINNER!!
Horror: *shakes his head so the spoon falls out*
Horror: b-but!!!! LUST!!!! KISSED!!!!! ME!!!!
Nightmare: ew. positivity. I'm leaving. *teleports away*
Horror: *squeals and skips around happily*
Lust: *watching from behind the corner*
Lust: Hehe... he's so cute like that...
Lust: Maybe... we do stand a chance?
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