Killer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE IDIOT THAT WAS MY FRIEND?!
Lust: NOTHING I SWEAR!!!
Dust: calm DOWN Killer!!
Killer: *glares at Lust and shrinks into the shadows*
Lust: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!
Susie: I gave up trying to figure out.
Error: *shakes his head* Nobody knows dude, and nobody ever will.
Thanks Susie I'm sure we'll make a great duo! If you want we can prank Nightmare with water and toss him out a window. Don't let Cross know about this!
Susie: HEHE HELL YEAH!
Susie: Great practice for the pranking wars!
Horror: I'll distract Cross!
Cross: wut-
Horror: c'mON LET'S MAKE COOKIES.
Cross: ...
Cross: Eh, okay sure! *didn't really hear anything but his name*
Horror: *walks to the kitchen with Cross*
Susie: ...
Susie: tIME TO STRIKE.
~LATER~
Susie: n-NIGHTMARE! DREAM IS IN THE CASTLE!!
Nightmare: *swoops in* wHAT?!
Susie: *spray Nightmare with a water bottle*
Nightmare: *hisses* WHAT THE HECK?!
Susie: *dumps water on Nightmare's head*
Nightmare: *standing there and shaking* e-EEK!!
Susie: *picks up Nightmare and throws him out the window*
Nightmare: aAAAAHHH-
Nightmare: *grabs the ledge with his tentacle* (forgot how to spell tentacle for a sec lol)
Susie: ...
Susie: f*CK.
Nightmare: *climbs up*
Nightmare: OOOH, YOU ARE DEAD SUSIE. WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU-
Cross: Nightmare! I baked cookies that look like you! *walks out of the kitchen*
Horror: Cross, WAIT- *sees Susie, a broken window, and a soaking wet Nightmare*
Horror: *whispers* you owe me Susie
Nightmare; *glares at Susie, then takes a bite of the cookies*
Nightmare: Wow! Hey, these are really good!
Cross: *smiles sweetly* Aw, thanks!
Nightmare: *continues to glare at Susie, but doesn't attack*
Susie: *breathes out*
Susie: *thinking* dear diary, I almost died-
We should make a chia pet of nightmare where instead of leaves, you grow tentacles
Nightmare: That would be...
Nightmare: perfect.
Susie: Noo...then we'd have two things to worry about throwing us out windows.
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
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