NO SADNESS!
Nightmare: Why?
Nightmare: Sadness brings negativity, and negativity brings me power, and power brings me...
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare: Power brings Cross happy and safe. With me.
Cross: Aw, you're so sweet!
Nightmare: Hehe... *thinking* and all of the books in the world-
Yay Lust is back! Can I be your friend Lust?
Lust: Hmm...
Lust: IF you don't plan to use me.
Lust: Then sure!!
Lust: *thinking* My first friend and I never even talked to them before yES-
Susie I'm fine I just want to be friends with Horror because he's funny as hell and makes me laugh!
Horror: *still on the ground* Thanks...?
Horror: ...
Horror: 👌 You're cool too. We can be friends. *smiles*
I just learned how to use emojis on my computer lol...I'm pathetic...
And Error you are right Sally face does sum up life.
Error: EXACTLY.
Susie: wait-
Error: dON'T YOU DARE SAY THE EXACT SAME JOKE.
Error: AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM-
Susie: You left the door open, stupid. You were too pissed to close it!!
Susie: And I wasn't.
Error: *stares at Susie* uh huh...
Susie: I was going to say,
Susie: How can it sum up life if you don't have on-
Error: *wraps Susie in strings and hangs her (not suicide) from the roof*
Error: Ahh, my strings are back.
Susie: Are you happy because you can tie up Ink-
Error: *throws Susie out the window, still covered in strings*
Nightmare: THAT'S MY THING!!
Cross: dUDE SHE CAN'T TELEPORT!!
Error: *grumbles* Well, sucks to be her, huh?
Nightmare: *sighs* Cross...
Cross: I'm going. *teleports to get Susie*
Cross and Nightmare can you sing Helpless from Hamilton?
(2:20)
Cross: *teleports back with Susie* Huh? Singing? Uh...okay...
Cross: I'm helpless! *sings beautifully*
Cross: Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit I'm helpless!
Cross: Hoo! Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em I'm helpless!
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
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