Ley ❤️
I sat in my bed, staring at the clock above my door, counting the minutes.
Michael and his family had left after that disastrous dinner about four hours ago, and have I received one message from him? Hell nah.
I had texted him earlier, and I was debating whether I should text him again or not...fuck it.
Me: DING DING, IM BACK BITCH 😐
Me: You alive bae? 🧐
Me: In jail? 😬
Me: In the hospital? 🤔
Me: Just text me and tell me if you good bruh 🙄
Minutes pass with no response, out of habit, I see "read at 10:34 PM"
Raising an eyebrow, I check the time only to see that it was almost 11.
"I know you fuckin' lyin'.", I say to myself, and begin typing a nice essay 🙂.
Me: Say Michael .. I ain't really fucking with how you ignoring me. If you have a MF issue, let me know and I'll try my best to fix it. You know how I fuckin feel about being ignored, yet you steady doing that shit. I'm lowkey bout tired of me putting hella energy into shit only to get brushed off like I'm one of these other basic ass bitches. D.A.T is and forever will be WAY more than that. I bet if I left you on read, you'll start a whole war about it. You know what..? It's all good. I'm a big girl. Goodnight
Within seconds, I had gotten a response.
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: ✌🏾
Me: ✌🏾✌🏾
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾:✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
Me: ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
Me: Fuck you .. at least I got the even numbers 🙄
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: Ok, and? I like odd numbers anyway 🤷🏾♂️
Me: I bet you do nigga 🙄
Me: Odd ass bitch 🖕🏾
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾:Get the hell out of my face ✌🏾
Me: I ain't in ya face dumbass 😒
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: Shut the fuck up 🙄
Me: Bro deadass... quit playin wimme
Me: this shit ain't funny nomo
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: It wasn't supposed to be 😕
Me: you tryna get sumthn off yo chest nigga? 🤨
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: Yep
Me: 👂🏾
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: I think we need a break 🤷🏾♂️
Me: Bitc- you got me fucked all the way up 🤣
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: I need some space DeAsia 🤦🏾♂️
Me: Bitch you a whole 15 miles away from me.. how much space do you need? 😂
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾:Enough for me to be single 🤷🏾♂️
Me: wait.. you being fr? 🥺
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: deadass
Me: oh nah.. you got life fucked up 😁
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: I don't wanna be with you anymore DeAsia. Damn 🤦🏾♂️
Me: where all of this comin from? We were just all happy and in love a few hours ago 🤨
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: don't worry bout all of that. Have a nice life
Me: Wait.. you've been calling me DeAsia.. LINDA IF YOU DONT GIVE MY MF MAN HIS DAMN PHONE BACK
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: What are you talking about?
Me: sis you're even texting in full sentences.. MicMic uses acronyms and abbreviations 😐
Me: Try harder next time 😂
FuckAssBitchAssNigga 🖕🏾: Girl, bye. I'll see to it that your relationship with my son is short lived <3
Me: I know damn well you didn't just send me a less than symbol and a number 3 😭😭
Me: Oh, and I have my mom on speed dial. Try it if you wanna 🙂
Me: Godspeed, my sister ❤️
She simply reads the message, making a smile come across my face.
With the same smile on my face, I get up and make my way to my dad's room.
"Dad, lemme tell you what just happened."
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Weirdo ✔️
Humor"Normal is mad lame, so ima just be a weirdo." - Daleyzia A. Thomas The hilarious stories of 4 highschool friends. 🔥
