Why did I make this book have the genre of humor when I go into lot of deep subjects in these stories?? I was a fucked up kid or I just thought at the time that this book was just gonna be for funny little stories featuring stupid white fox man
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"Bloom there's something I need to tell you"
"Go ahead Jim! I'll always listen to you~"
"Well for starters...you're ugly, you look like shit, you SMELL like shit, you treat your petty little friends like SHIT, and you look like a Barbie reject"
" I know you're joking. I know you love me"
"Bitch I'm not done. Your ass is fake, your tits are fake, and honey,..so are your thighs. AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR MAKEUP! THAT SHIT IS ATROCIOUS!!!!"
" Jim I love-"
"I hate you, I don't love you, and I'm dating a man way hotter than you!!! CAN'T YOU AND THE FANDOM GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS?!"
"N-no!!! You can't be! You're too hot to be gay!!"
"What? A bisexual like me, let alone a completely gay guy can't be sexy? Well ma'am you are wrong! Here's a list of hot LGBTQ+ men: Will Ryan of DAGames! He's bi and sexy as hell! My boyfriend Matthew, a gay dude is hella frickin gorgeous like damn!"
"Burn in hell"
"I already am. It's quite nice down here in Wendy's very hot not air conditioned spare guest room, and my tall boyfriend's laying right next to me! This place is hell because it reeks in here!"
"........."
"YOU SEE THIS, GUYS?! I MADE THAT BITCH SPEECHLESS!!!!"
Jim does his famous chuckle before falling asleep next to Matt
