Hunter: wanna go light dog shit on fire?
Cassidy: my parents will be home with Riley in an hour. Also why?
Hunter: cus shit go brrrr. Also South Park lit cow shit on fire and it looked funny
Cassidy: for a kid with high grades, your brain cells seem nonexistent
Hunter: ig thats what Testosterone does to me
Cassidy: QUIT USING YOUR HORMONE THERAPY AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY
Hunter: IM A TRANS BOY I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT WITH MY DAMN TREATMENTS! ARE WE LIGHTING UP MY DOG'S SHIT PILES OR NOT??
Cassidy: no.
Hunter: pls :(
Cassidy: NO!
Hunter: I'll do your homework for you. And I'll babysit Riley tomorrow.
Cassidy: my mom doesn't trust you with her, next.
Hunter: I'll do your homework, clean your room, and fill out your reading log
Cassidy: DEAL!!
*Hunter and Cass in the backyard, lighting hunter's pet pit bull Rascal's dog shit on fire*
Hunter: SHE JUST DROPPED A LOAD IN THE GRASS! GO CASS GO!
Cassidy, with a lighter: *lights the pile on fire*
Sunny, who just walked in: sunshine, what are you guys doing?! OH MY GOD! NESS! NIGHT! FOREST! THE KIDS ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE!!!
Ness: did Hunter bribe someone into lighting shit on fire again... shoot me now..
Night: *kinda fuming at this point* CASSIDY ANN AND HUNTER WILLIAM!!!
Forest: oh my god...
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I raised my son well :3
YOU ARE READING
RJs oneshot trashbin
FanfictionWhy did I make this book have the genre of humor when I go into lot of deep subjects in these stories?? I was a fucked up kid or I just thought at the time that this book was just gonna be for funny little stories featuring stupid white fox man
