G(old): Frank and I got a cat!
G(old): She's cute and she's fluffy and she's eight months old!
Beauty and Grace: but Frank already is a cat
G(old): two cats are better than one
McPiper: true
Monarachel: what color is the cat
G(old): she's as dark as Nico's soul
McPiper: so white?
G(old): yup
G(old): and she has a green eye and a blue eye
McPiper: name her Piper Jr!
McPiper: because we both have weird eyes
G(old): I'll see if Frank likes the name
Monarachel: she's gonna charmspeak you to do it if Frank doesn't agree
Beauty and Grace: hey oldie want me to get you someearplugs because of thecharmpspeak
G(old): yes please
McPiper: r u d e
McPiper: you know I'm not the type of person who uses charmspeak to get what I want
Monarachel: yesterday you charmspoke Leo into getting you Doritos
Beauty and Grace: and before that you charmspoke me to sing I Will Always Love You with you in karaoke night
McPiper: the song is good and you wouldn't sing anything that isn't metal
G(old): she has a point Thals
[Reyst in Peace joined the group chat]
Reyst in Peace: hey
Beauty and Grace: Rey tell them my taste in music is good
Reyst in peace: I would, but then I'd be lying
Monarachel: buuuuuuuurn
McPiper: HA
G(old): we told you
Beauty and Grace: stfu
Reyst in peace: I don't like your taste in music but I love you so don't get too sad we don't like what you listen to
Beauty and Grace: :) ❤️
Reyst in peace: also Hazel your boyfriend keeps turning into a cat what the fuck is up with that
G(old): we got a cat that we're naming Piper Jr because Piper has kaleidoscope eyes and Piper Jr has heterochromia
Reyst in peace: did you by any chance also get a bulldog because he just turned into one
G(old): he sleeps as a bulldog so you should make sure he's awake
Beauty and Grace: she's gonna murder your boyfriend if he's not awake during work time
McPiper: she probably will lmao
Monarachel: Reyst in peace Frank
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
