[disclaimer: Did you know that Juno went by the name June in Son of Neptune? But even though I have the same nickname as a character in the riordanverse, I still don't own the riordanverse.]
Perseaus: ok so I just learned today that Will is bi and not gay so everyone just tell me your sexualities now so I don't assume shit
Smarter than you: I'm bi
McPiper: same
Spooky scary skeletons: gay
Perseaus: Wait Annabeth you're bi?
Smarter than you: I've liked people before you yknow
Monarachel: I don't do labels
Sparky sparky: straight
Save the environment, fuckers: I'm a hetero ace
Perseaus: the more I know
McPiper: this is pretty much an lgbt+ squad at this point almost non of us are 100% straight
Sparky sparky: umm excuse me babe but I'm still here?
Perseaus: She said almost
Sparky sparky: fair
Smarter than you: what about you seaweed brain
Perseaus: I'm big gay but also i love my girlfriend
Perseaus: I'm bi lol
Perseaus: but how is will not gay
Spooky scary skeletons: he dated this girl before he started dated me
Spooky scary skeletons: don't remember her name
Sparky sparky: what was it, Candy? Carly? Caddie?
Save the environment, fuckers: Cassie
Spooky scary skeletons: but she's a bitch and no one needs to see her and she could go die for all I care
Sparky sparky: wow someone's pissed
Smarter than you: Seaweed brain was I like this when you told me about Rachel and Calypso?
Perseaus: yup and yup
Smarter than you: f u c k
Spooky scary skeletons: why is Voldemort so damn ugly
Spooky scary skeletons: I've seen zombies and ghosts and people who came back from the dead but nothing looks as bad as that egg
Perseaus: THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
Monarachel: do you think you know who used to complain to Bellatrix about his looks
Save the environment, fuckers: "you look fine sir!" "I LOOK LIKE AN EGG BELLATRIX"
Smarter than you: how do you guys manage to change topics so quickly and weirdly and easily without even breaking a sweat
Monarachel: with talent, immaturity, and our great need to forget all the suffering we've been through during the past two wars that we were involuntarily thrown in the middle of
Smarter than you: w o w
Perseaus: that got deep quickly
Save the environment, fuckers: umm
Spooky scary skeletons: wtf Rachel
McPiper: Rachel u ok?
Monarachel: I won't be ok until Voldemort looks less like an egg
Save the environment, fuckers: same
[sparky sparky is offline]
McPiper: we're too weird, talented, and emotionally scarred for Sparky lmao
Perseaus: also physically scarred
Perseaus: I have like 50 scars now
Perseaus: I got one just a bit above my private parts during one battle
Smarter than you: what kind of monster managed to give you a scar overthere
Save the environment, fuckers: a horny one
Monarachel: an Annabeth monster
Perseaus: stOp
Smarter than you: I hate you guys
McPiper: love you too bby:))
[smarter than you is offline]
Perseaus: aww Annabeth's blushing
McPiper: wait did she really give you that scar
Perseaus: wOuLdNt yOu wAnT tO kNoW
Spooky scary skeletons: I remember seeing a cyclops throw a rock at Percy and it hit him over there
Save the environment, fuckers: he wouldn't stop crying for hours
Perseaus: why do you guys love embrassing melike this
Monarachel: because it's fun
Perseaus: r u d e
[perseaus is offline]
McPiper: well I have a good amount of blackmail now
McPiper: au revoir my friends
[McPiper is offline]
Spooky scary skeletons: We should start an embarrassing Percy squad
Monarachel: I'm in
Save the environment, fuckers: I would love to join but I'm part of the Percy protection squad and Percy's my bro and I have to show at least a bit of respect
Save the environment, fuckers: eVeN iF hE dOeSnT sHoW mY rEeDpiPe pLaYiNg sKiLLs aNy rEsPeCt
Monarachel: someone's salty lmao
Save the environment, fuckers: :((
[save the environment, fuckers is offline]
Spooky scary skeletons: I'm gonna go ask will to join the squad
Monarachel: first squad meeting tomorrow atthis gc
Spooky scary skeletons: y e s
[monarachel is offline]
[spooky scary skeletons is offline]
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
