Apparently someone's trying to report my fic in fanfiction.net so I'm just republishing it here just in case.
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Monarachel: I'm cutting both my hands off
Smarter than you: WH AT
Beauty and Grace: Rachel what the actual FUCK
G(old): What the hell, Rachel
Monarachel: this is the third time my hands have failed me as I was drawing this week. I shall not accept this any longer
Smarter than you: art block?
Monarachel: ITS NOT EVEN AN ART BLOCK
Monarachel: my art just keeps turning out bad
[wouldiwas is online]
Wouldiwas: good morning
Beauty and Grace: it's 6pm
G(old): My bro's definitely affecting you, Will
Wouldiwas: my boyfriend definitely IS affecting me I thought it was 12pm
Smarter than you: do you not check the time?
Wouldiwas: stop judging me Annabeth
Wouldiwas: also Rachel if you cut your hands off, I'll make sure dad curses you so that no doctor will ever help you
Monarachel: a prize I'm willing to pay
G(old): you should ask Nico to help
Wouldiwas: my boyfriend's a surprisingly good artist
Wouldiwas: My boyfriend showed me some of his paintings a couple of weeks ago and my boyfriend's paintings are so pretty
Smarter than you: yknow you can just call you boyfriend Nico, right?
Wouldiwas: I know
Wouldiwas: but he says I use the term "boyfriend" too much so I'm just annoying the hell out of him
Wouldiwas: no wait
Wouldiwas: he's a son of Hades
Smarter than you: "annoy the hell out of him"
Wouldiwas: "the hell out of him" oh gods
G(old): oh my gods Will
Beauty and Grace: lmaooooo
Monarachel: BACK TO THE TOPIC
Monarachel: art is hard and I'm gonna fucking cut my hands off
Monarachel: no one can stop me
Smarter than you: if you cut your hands off, Bob Ross would be disappointed in you
G(old): oh my gods I can't believe Annabeth stooped that low
Monarachel: I am no longer gonna cut my hands off because Annabeth is a BITCH that had to mention Bob Ross :( (still love you tho Anna)
Beauty and Grace: El's only weakness
Wouliwas: El?
Beauty and Grace: It's way shorter than Rachel, so shut the fuck up William
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[9pm, private conversation between Perseaus and Smarter than you]
Perseaus: hey wise girl
[perseaus sent a picture]
Smarter than you: is that a puppy
Perseaus: yup
Smarter than you: you went out to get milk
Perseaus: yeah?
Smarter than you: we already have a dog, a Mrs. O'Leary, and three cats.
Perseaus: should I give her back to the pet shelter then
Smarter than you: no
Smarter than you: you should get your ass here so I could see the new addition to the family
Perseaus: love you wise girl
Smarter than you: love me too
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"This group chat has just been made but I already know it's cursed." / The one time Percy decided to make a group chat [all canon ships, fic can be found in fanfiction.net]
