Ask The Bad Guy Team

Sally Face = Death and Insanity = Bad Guy Team

Horror: YOU GAVE ME A QUESTION NOW GIVE ME 5 YEARS TO SOLVE IT GODDAMMIT! 

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Have any of you played sally face?

Error: *raises hand* Yeah, I have. I'm at the part where Sally Face 'dies' from the electrical chair. 

Everyone else: Nope. 

Susie: Who'd want to be named Sally FACE anyways? 

Error: That's not his real name. 

Error: A bully calls him that, and he kind of lives up to it I guess. 

Error: Haven't played it in a while. 

Susie: Yeah, but why do they call him that? 

Error: Cos he wears a mask over his face. 

Susie: Why? 

Error: IDK, I think he got attacked by dogs or somethin. 

Susie: Why??

Error: Uh... cos they...wanted....to? 

Susie: WHY???

Error: PLAY IT YOURSELF YOU BUM-

Susie: AT LEAST I GOT A BUM YOU SKELE-LOSER!

Susie: *sticks her tongue out a sashay's away*

Error: ...

Error: stupid doctor how dare he f*cking die-

123123german

horror and killer thinks everything is real they are insane 

Horror: Well, Killer is DEFINITELY insane. Always has been, actually. 

Horror: He's uh, asleep right now. 

Horror: And to be fair, I don't think Santa's real. 

Horror: It's the Easter Bunny that is you walnut.

123123german

nightmares diagnosis just needs to be nice

Nightmare: NO F*CK YOU. 

Cross: *pats Nightmare's back* 

Cross: *whispers* Yeah, but that ain't never gonna happen.

crosses diagnosis it's nothing he looks like a cow and afraid of cows

Cross: *inhale* NO. 

Cross: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A COW. 

Cross: I AM AN OREO!!

Nightmare: YEAH. 

Cross: ALSO, COWS ARE SCARY. 

Cross: they deserve my fear. 

Nightmare: Aw no, they don't deserve your fear. 

Nightmare: I DO. 

Cross: ...I UH-

Cross: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE GRATEFUL OR INSULTED--

Nightmare: be grateful you're the only person I love.

Susie: aND HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT LOVES YOU.

Nightmare: OH SHUT UP.

errors diagnosis just needs love and so on

Error: okay, RUDE. 

Error: I HAVE  LOVE. 

Susie: unlike Nightmare.

Error: Ink loves me, Blue loves me, 

Horror: A classical love triangle. 

Error: nOT IN THAT WAY!

Error: Outertale Sans likes me. 

Error: Therefore, I DO HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME.

Error: I HAVE LOVE.

Susie: i kNOW YOU'RE MADE OF LOVE-

Error: that song was stolen from Steven Universe.

Susie: You disgust me. 

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((I don't regret anything)) I dare Error to slap Dust. =)

Error: gladly. 

Error: *walks over to Dust, who's just lying on the ground, and b*tch slaps him so hard he rolls over*

Dust: oW WHAT THE F*CK?!

Dust: AREN'T I ALREADY IN ENOUGH PAIN?!

Error: Y'know...

Error: I don't really regret anything either. 

Dust: I am going to get you back. 

Error: How are you going to do that when you're on the floor?

Dust: ...

Dust: TOMORROW.