Pissin people off

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SetItOof : I knew you liked boys!
Jim: I PREFER boys. I also like girls tho
Oof: sure, Jim. Sure ya do
Jim: you're pissing me off
Oof: good
Smee: HAHA THATS HER JOB
Jim: Smee, I'll smite you
spoopyperson1992 : you won't lay your hands on anybody, mister.
Jim: you're not my parent!
Spoopy: EXCUSE ME?! I AM SO!
Jim: no fam
Matt: what's my boyfriend doing now?!
Spoopy: MAKING ME MAD!
Matt: babe, can you stop aggravating her?
Jim: no dork. It's my purpose in life just like my other purpose is loving you
Matt: ....thanks <3
PrinceOfTheParty : MHMMM G A Y
Jim: get out, demon
Phoenix: no, Gaylord
BoobleAndNiall : WELL DAMN
Phoenix: haha trash boi
Jim: I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
Dean: we love you too, kid
Jim: SHUT UP
Dean:  YEAH HOW ABOUT NO
Jim: I SWEAR TO GOD-
Matt: my boyfriend is getting mad oooh
Smee: wait you're dating him?!
Matt: *facepalms*
Jim: *swinging his hook*
NightBear15 : KICK HIS ASS, HOOKY!
Jim: *goes to knock out Smee, but knocks out Wendy Darling instead*
Night: oh shit..
Matt: YAY! HE KNOCKED OUT MY SLUTTY MOM! THANKS BABY!
Jim: 0//0 M-Matt!
-_Seth_Furude_- : DAAAMN BOY! NOW MATT AND JIM ARE GONNA SMASH!
Jim: Seth! Really??
Seth: mhmmm
Night: woah Jim's gayer than I thought
PoisonedTeaCosplay : HAHAA I MURDERED BLOOM
Jim: WOOOO
Kyle: I YEETUSED THAT FETUS
Matt: lmao
Kyle: YAYYYY YOU APPROVE

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