Nightmare: Wh-WHY?!
Cross: Yess, do it!!
Nightmare: *grumbles* F-fine...BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE ME BUT CROSS!!
Susie: That's not how it works, buddy.
Nightmare: ugh, i hate this stupid dare. *goes into his room to change*
Cross: *trying to to jump* yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
~LATER~
Nightmare: *walks out, crossing arms* It's cold out here...
Nightmare: *wearing a black bikini that is slowly being covered by his goop*
Cross: *blushes and thinks* o-oh god, he's cuter than I th-thought...
Susie: Eh, not bad. Bikini's aren't really your style, bud.
Nightmare: OH REALLY NO CRAP! *blushing*
Error: I don't care.
Killer: Hey, Dust, you wear a bikini!
Dust: What?! NO.
Horror: Hey, Nightmare.
Nightmare: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Horror: Uh, I think Cross is dead.
Cross: *lying on the ground blushing*
Nightmare: U-UH! I'M G-GOING TO G-GET DR-DRESSED!!!
Nightmare: *runs into his bedroom*
Cross: *gets up* O-omg...my dream came true
Error: That was absolutely useless.
Cross: YOU'RE USELESS!!
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~RANDOM PUNS, BECAUSE IT'S PUN TO DO!~
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Killer: *teleports to Cross* Hey, you making lunch?
Cross: Yeah, I'm making chicken soup.
Killer: Just now?
Cross: Uh...yes?
Killer: You were soup-posed to make lunch an hour ago!!
Cross: I WILL DUMP THIS BOILING WATER ON YOU, UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE HORROR.
Horror: *from the couch* HEY RUDE-
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Killer: Instead of soup, can I have eggs?
Cross: Don't you like soup?
Killer: Yeah, but eggs are really egg-cellent!
Cross: *sigh* Fine. I'll make you eggs. How do you want them?
Killer: C'mon Cross! How do monsters like their eggs?
Cross: ...scrambel-
Killer: Terri-fried!
Cross: I AM NOT MAKING YOUR EGGS.
Killer: Aw, don't be egg-ravating Cross!
Cross: GET OUT! *throws a spatula at Killer*
Killer: eEP! *flees*
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Cross: *getting dressed*
Killer: hEY CROSS!!
Cross: *falls over* OOF WHAT THE HECK?!
Killer: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Cross: NONE?!
Killer: Thunder-wear!
Cross: OMG I DON'T CARE!! *slams door*
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Cross: Okay, everyone, who took my chocolate?
Killer: *Was the one who took the chocolate*
Killer: Cross, I know!
Cross: ...who?
Killer: What do you call a detective alligator?
Cross: Killer we are trying to figure out who took my chocolat-
Killer: AN INVESTI-GATOR
Cross: *facepalm* Just...give me my chocolate.
Killer: *throws chocolate and runs*
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
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