Susie: Augh, really?
Nightmare: YES!
Killer: Can I come burn Dream's tree???
Nightmare: well, destroying things IS your specialty, so you and Horror are coming with me.
Killer: YES I GET TO GET MY REVENGE.
Horror: Can I steal his food too?
Nightmare: ...
Nightmare When we're done?? Sure??????
Cross: Stay safe Senpai!
Nightmare: I will Waifu! *leaves with Horror and Killer*
*AT DREAMS HOUSE*
Dream: Okay! I have my cookies and my Secret Santa present... aw Blue's gonna love it! Am I missing anything else? *looks around*
Nightmare: YOU'RE MISSING THE FIRE!!
Dream: W-WHAT?!
Killer: *sets his tree on fire* SUCK IT B*TCH *puts up middle finger*
Dream: AHH OMG MY TREE! KILLER!! WHAT THE...WHAT THE HECK!?
Horror: *peaks head from kitchen* yo Dream, do you have any RAW MEAT?
Dream: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Nightmare: *laughing maniacally*
Dream: *takes out bow and arrows* GET. OUT. NOW!
Killer: oh god not again *runs out portal Nightmare made*
Horror: *runs out of kitchen with raw chicken and hamburgers* REEEEE-
Nightmare: *puts up middle finger* Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!
Dream: GOSH DARN IT NIGHTMARE!
Nightmare: *runs in portal and closes it*
Cross: Are you okay?
Nightmare: HAHA, NEVER BETTER!
*Later that night, after dinner. Nothing really happened so...*
Cross: YES! TIME FOR SECRET SANTA!
Killer: Why don't we all just get everyone a gift?
Dust: Cos we're all broke. Including you.
Killer: ESPECIALLY me Bby.
Nightmare: let'sjustopengifts
Nightmare: *hands Susie a gift*
Susie: *opens gift and sees 10 boxes of chalk* AW HELL YEAH!
Nightmare: Heh, you're welcome.
Susie: I'm so happy I stayed here instead of Noelle's.
Susie: Not as if I don't love her, just that it's SUPER awkward and her dad is kind of weird...
Susie: ANYWAYS! *hands Killer a gift*
Killer: Aw sweet! *opens it and gets a roll of Flex Tape*
Susie: Yeah...I don't really know you, so uh I just assumed-
Killer: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH!! *hugs Susie*
Susie: OKAY OKAY THANK YOU GET OFF NOW.
Killer: *gets off and smiles, then gives Cross a gift*
Cross: Huh, oh thanks Killer...*opens it and sees TONS of chocolate bars*
Cross: *gasps* YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
Killer: Yeah, since US!Chara ate all of yours...
Cross: EEEE!! This is the BEST!
Cross: Oh, it's my turn. *gives Dust a gift*
Dust: Hm? *gets a Grillby gift card with 50 dollars on it*
Cross: So, it's for your uh...'Grillby's'. (even though he's dead and everything's just moldy but you know-)
Dust: AYY THANKS! THIS IS GREAT!
Killer: And he call's me dumb.
Dust: Oh shut up, let me dream. *gives Horror a gift*
Horror: Huh? *opens gift and gets raw meat and a drag race wig*
Horror: OH MY GOD!! *puts on wig and eats meat*
Dust: ...I mean you could have saved that for later but okay...
Horror: THANKS A LOT BRO!
Dust: You're welcome!
Horror: *hands Nightmare a gift*
Nightmare: *sighs* Okay, what's this...*opens gift and gets 3 large books*
Nightmare: Oh hey! This is actually what I wanted!
Horror: Are you...gonna say thanks?
Nightmare: ....*whispers* thanks
Horror: What?
Nightmare: NOTHING-
Killer: OKAYEVERYONEGOTOBEDANDWAITFORSANTABYE *runs to his bedroom*
Cross: ...what?
Dust: He said to go to bed and wait for Santa.
Susie: He still believes in that??
Nightmare: Well, we've been pretending to be Santa and putting presents so uh...yes?
Susie: ...
Susie: You are horrible people.
Dust: Oh, shut up and help me put presents in his stocking.
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