Dust: How about you hang up mistletoe?
Killer: AH YES! *runs*
Error: NO MORE THAN 5
Killer: TOO LATE!
Susie: oh god.
Nightmare: FINALLY, we're done!
Cross: *skips out* The cookies are in the oven!
Nightmare: *holds Cross up so he can put on the star*
Error: REALLY??
Nightmare: OH SHUT UP! DO YOU WANT COOKIES OR NOT?!
*Later, when the cookies are done*
Cross: OKAY! Everyone keep a close eye on Horror.
Horror: whyyyyyy
Cross: you know why.
Horror: Ugh, fine.
*Everyone starts to decorate cookies*
Cross: Hey look! It's me and Nightmare! *poorly decorated Cross and Nightmare cookie*
Nightmare: Aw, that's sweet! *okay decorated Cross and Nightmare cookie* We both did the same thing!
Cross: I love you!
Nightmare: I love you to-
Error: NOBODY CARES! *really bad Ink and Error cookie*
Dust: All of you are pathetic... *Decent Dust and Killer cookie* OH hey, Kills, we have the same too!
Killer: *good Dust and Killer cookie* Aw hey, that's cool!
Horror: *REALLY BAD Horror and dead-person cookie* Why did everyone do their partners??
Nightmare: BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOVES US.
Nightmare: UNLIKE YOU.
Horror: *le offeneded gasp* HOW RUDE!
Susie: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FOCUS!! *REALLY GOOD Lancer and Noelle cookie*
Cross: ...woah-
Killer: that is GOOD!
Error: hey, she's the only one who DIDN'T make herself.
Susie: COS ALL OF YOU ARE SELFISH NOW SHUT UP AND MAKE DINNER OR SOMETHIN
Error: ehhh...I think it's time for me to leave for Ink's.
Nightmare: Wait, will Dream be there?
Error: uhh...yes?
Nightmare: BURN HIS TREE.
Error: WHAT?! NO!
Nightmare: He has a different one then Ink's right?
Error: ...yes?
Nightmare: THEN BURN IT.
Error: NO!
Error: DO IT YOURSELF!
Susie: why me...
Nightmare: fine, but first we have to burn our-
Killer: ALREADY DID IT! *standing in front of the burning tree*
Cross: ALL OF YOU ARE CRAZY!!
Nightmare: even me-
Cross: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Error: omg I hate you all. *opens a portal and leaves*
Nightmare: OKAY!
Nightmare: EVERYOEN EXCEPT HORROR AND KILLER, HELP CROSS WITH DINNER!
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FanfictionWhen an edgy octopus, a murderous adult-child, a sarcastic killer, a cannibalistic skeleton, an innocent fluffy Oreo, an introverted destroyer of worlds, and a mean purple dinosaur all come together- Did you forget what was going on? I bet you never...
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