Overwatch Headcanons Compilation (1)

McCree and Shimada Bros Being Uncles to a Young, Stone-Faced Prodigy

Request: "Hi can I have some reactions of McCree, Hanzo, Genji as uncles to an 8 yr old stone faced alchemist prodigy who likes to make quips, has extremely nimble feet that it looks like she teleported, and they found out she likes to play dating simulators. I hope this isn't too much"

McCree

Honestly thinks it's kind of hilarious

This little badass genius prodigy gal

And she likes to play dating games during her free time

Often peeks over her shoulder when he's around to see if she's playing one

Points at whatever character is on the screen and asks if that's "the lucky guy or gal whose stolen yer heart this time"

Threatens to kick their ass if they treat her poorly

Just overall good natured teasing

As long as it's not a harmful game, he's not too worried

His teasing usually ends up with him ruffling their hair and chuckling before walking off

Hanzo Shimada

Thinks it's a little odd when he finds out

Not the weirdest thing he's experienced but it's still strange to find out his usually stoic niece playing dating games

At first he suggests using their time more wisely, such as studying or experimenting with their work rather than sitting on their device

Or, if they were playing the game as a way to relax, he would suggest meditation

Might even offer to give her some archery lessons if interested

He just thinks there's better ways to spend their time

Overall, though, it's their decision and he's not going to interfere with that

If his niece is enjoying herself and not causing too much trouble, good for her

He'll just suggest different activities from time to time

Genji Shimada

Any time she's on her device he asks if she's hanging out with her boyfriend/girlfriend

Thinks it's amusing but when it comes down to it, as long as they're happy

It's better than his niece using her alchemy skills to cause trouble for other people

He understands the allure of simple games

He might look into the game if he catches a title of one just to make sure the content isn't poor for their consumption

Might also relay the information to their parent(s)

Otherwise it's not really any of his business and he certainly doesn't want to ruin something that his niece enjoys