Overwatch Headcanons Compilation (1)

Sombra Dating Headcanons

Sombra

She constantly hacks all your electronic devices to leave cute messages when you're not with each other

Normal dates don't usually end well

Like, candlelit dinners end with y'all getting kicked out of the restaurant

Movies at the theater get hacked and you two do shitty voice overs in dumb voices instead

At the carnival she hacks the rides so you two get stuck at the top of the Ferris Wheel or so the rides go haywire until no one else but you guys are willing to ride them

At arcades, if you're having a rough time winning and you don't want help, she'll secretly hack that too (of course, she tells you later and you'll pout but c'mon, you can't stay mad at her)

She purposely leaves purple smudges on you from her lipstick

Like, before she leaves for work, she'll smother your face and neck in kisses after applying a new layer

She loves it when you don't wipe them off and just go about your day like nothing's on your face/neck

It takes a long time to get her to open up about her work and even then she only tells you the generics

She reassures you that it's only for your safety and she would totally tell you if there wasn't any possibility of you getting hurt

You learn Morse Code from her and often use it in public with each other to complain or make fun of irritating people around you

She refuses you teach you how to hack though

Her reason for declining is because it's the only thing that makes her cooler than you, even though you both know that's not true

She's so cool

So cool that you're insecure sometimes

This makes her furious

Like

You're perfect

Absolutely wonderful

A beautiful angel to her devious devil

A lovely Beauty to her dangerous Beast

She expresses this anger to you the first time to tell her

Then every other time after

Basically she'll just go on hella long rants about how amazing and wonderful and beautiful and perfect you are

You don't feel insecure for a long time afterwards

One day you'll never feel insecure again, she promises you

She's also seriously overprotective

Holds you close and literally growls at anyone making the eyes at you while you're roaming around in public

She loves to get you little gifts

At home, she's a cuddle monster

Practically clings to you while watching movies that aren't even out yet in theaters but that she got with her skills

She's one of those people who'll stick their cold hands/feet under your shirt/up your pant leg for the dual reason of making you jump and shiver and to warm them up

She loves owls and black cats

Buy her stuffed owls and black cats or stuffed owl/black cat-themed things

She collects them

She will squeal and hop around but only if you're alone or at home

In public, she'll refrain until you're both home

If you're taller, she'll just kind of climb on you at random times

Like during a conversation she'll just randomly end up sitting on your shoulders or something

If you're smaller or the same height, she'll try to haul you around

She wants to teach you to dance so she can have a partner

You can't

The dancing things she does are inhuman

You love to watch her though

She's so pretty

She thinks you're so pretty

You're both cute