So my friends and I say some stupid things so here's FT characters as stuff we've said
Happy:
• I say stupid stuff for the good of humanity
• Why are you putting vegetables on pizza?
• I'm on a no vegetable diet
• I was too food dazed — I was dazed by the food
•Why'd you put apples in the apple pi- Oh.
Natsu:
• GUYS I CAN TALK WITHOUT LOOKING, SEE
• I don't want my soul to be stelt. Stelt is the past tense of steal, right?
• *punches someone* SLAPPED
• I'm really good at eating *has ice cream all over the front of their shirt*
• Just buy the fucking duck!
• Every time I hurt my knee I feel like I have explosive diarrhea
Lucy:
• Wouldn't it be cool, if we could just like bathe in paint and then splatter ourselves on a canvas
• Oh I'm sorry, I'll just hold in my pee till I explode
Gray:
• Its the Great Depression, except this time, everyone is depressed!
• People aren't idiots, actually I take that back, most people are
• Why's it so cold? Oh, it's like my heart
Erza:
• She'll just see out of the other eye
• The hardest part of fighting is carrying my weapons everywhere. They're so heavy. I mean, that's half the workout already
Laxus:
• Do bears have arms?
• Now excuse me for a moment while I shave your head
Gajeel:
• I need to throw stuff out but I can't cause there's no garbage can cause life is a FUCKING DISSAPPINTMENT
• These things make most people sad, but not me. Cause I'm a terrible person
Loke:
• I fought in the vietnam war. I defeated 500 enemies single handed. With my eyes closed. And my hands tied behind my back. And with one leg
Wendy:
• I tripped over a garbage can. I had to look as non-awkward as possible
Juvia:
• It makes me hungry... for LOOOOOOOOOOOVE
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