The Fellowship Of the- I dunno actually, um... Mozzarella sticks? (part 1)

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HELLLLOOOOOO MY FELLOW HOOMANS!

Karma: *stops kissing y/n* oh god what does she want now?

Author: I, your lovely Author... HAS GOT TICKETS FOR EVERYONE AT A BTS MEET n' GREET AND CONCERT!

y/n: *comment that good stuff* 

Lucy: *flabbergasted noises and squeals*

 URMEHGURHTHANKYOUSOMUCHIWASSTARTINGTOTHINKYOUFORGOTABOUTUSBUTYOUDIDN'TANDI'MSOGRATEFUL.WILLIGETTOMEETSUGA?

PLEASESOICANSEEHISGUMMYSMILEINREALLIFEYAYWAITHOWAREYOUSTILLREADINGTHIS?

Levi: *walks up with Petra clinging to his side* Yo,

Author: eh? what's Petra doing?

*play video in the background and read*



Levi: Soph... I've made a decision... I love Petra more than you.

Author: Omae wa mou... shindeiru! *kisses a picture of Kim SeokJin*

Levi: NANI???!?!?!!! *metaphorically shot in the heart*

YOU LOVE SOMEONE ELSE TOO? NO!


*video should have ended by now*


Author: that's right, but even though I ship Levi with Eren,

Levi: wait, what?

Author: and Petra with the tree-

Petra: excuse me?

Author: I still think you're a cute couple. If you two are happy... i'm happy!

Petra: wait really?! no death threat of backhand slap?

Author: i'm thoroughly pissed but yeah, no backhand slap.

Levi: cool... we'll be leaving then!

Petra: We'll just give the tickets to... um...

*Isabella walks by*

Oh! Isabella! want a free V.I.P ticket for a BTS concert and meet n' greet?

Isabella: *stares deeply into petra's soul* YES OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YAYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Author: okay! so the people who are going are:

Lucy, Karma, Y/n, Isogai, Nagisa, Kayano, Isabella and I... sweet! LET'S GET ONTO THE BATTLE BUS!

Isogai: we're REALLY gonna throw in some fortnite references... wow, i'm shook.

Author: Shut up or we're leaving without you,

Isogai: OKAY OKAY! JUST DON'T LEAVE ME! I NEED TO GET A HANDSHAKE AND A HUG FROM V BEFORE I CAN LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE! *get's onto the bus*


Live footage of everyone in the bus:

Isogai: I love you, you love me, we're a ha-

Karma: dude are you 5? 

Isogai: yeah, 5 inches deep in your MOM!

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