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I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! 1000 VIEWS! I GUESS I CAN PLAY THIS NOW!

I've been wanting to do that!

hehe

anyhoo! today we are inviting someone new to the author notes...

He is emotionless, a complete badass with an amazing cold stare, he's well known for saying 'tch', he's a clean freak with boyfriend and beauty goals, he drinks nothing but black tea... AND HE IS SHORTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN MALE!

I'll give you this line to comment on who it will be

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS IT'S THE ONE... THE ONL-

Levi: could you have stretched that out any further? 'tch' no need for the introduction.

Author: geez, you had to ruin the fun, short stack...

Levi: QUIT PICKING ON MY SIZE 'throws punch'

Author: 'dodges and flips him over' really, Levi... you shouldn't just throw a punch at me like that, you're gonna get hurt...

Levi: 'mumbles' so this is the kinda relationship I have with my crush huh? 'tch'

Author: what was that? I didn't hear,

Levi: it's fine,

Author: kay then,

'helps up'

so today we are going to be-

(Karma Akabane has joined the server)

Karma: hey guys! what's u- 'stares directly at Levi with jealousy'

Levi: what brat?

Author: um, levi... you may wanna run...

Levi: 'tch' please... like this guy's gonna kill me-

Author: 'buts in' THAT'S KARMA!

Karma: ya know... I don't appreciate you being round soph...

Levi: oh... 'smirks' is someone jealous??

Karma: 'blushes' n-no! 

Levi: you have a crush... don't you?

Author: ... Karma... is this true?

Karma: ...

 I BET LEVI HAS A CRUSH ON YOU TOO!

Levi: 'a faint blush appears on Levi's face' not cool...

Author: *o* LEVI... ARE YOU ACTUALLY SHOWING EMOTION? and is that also true?

Karma: yes

Levi: 'tch'

Author: IT'S DECIDED! WE WILL HAVE A CHALLENGE TO SEE WHO IS THE BETTER MAN TO DATE ME!

Levi: so are you accepting us both?

Author: well, it's hard to decide... karma has cared for me when I was ill

Karma: 'grins'

Author: but Levi has saved me from death so many times AND saved me when I was kidnapped one time...

Levi: 'small smile'

Author: 'sees them standing next to each other' PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Karma and Levi: WHAT?

Author: the height comparison is HILARIOUS! Levi is like... what? 5 ft 4? and karma is over 6 feet tall! 'snort'

Levi: 'tch' 

Author: now, ya know what, forget the challenge... I know what to do now... 'points at karma' THIS IS A KARMA X READER STORY! SO YOU BELONG WITH THE READER... NOT THE AUTHOR!

Karma: 'sighs' fine... besides... you're way too short for me... ' walks up to reader and kisses them'

Author: HEY! I AM 5'3! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT... RIGHT?

Levi: at least i'm taller than you... 

Author: very funny... 'holds Levi's hand and drags him to a kettle and makes tea'

'looks at reader' thank you so much for everything, I couldn't have done it without you guys! dont forget to comment and vote if you enjoyed this story and comment whether i should do a Levi x Reader...

Levi: 'tch'

Author: OR 

An 8-bitRyan x reader... involving the world of Subnautica! knowing my audience... probably Levi... but THANK YOU AND GOODBAI!

Everyone: BAI!