Tony Stark Imagines

BITE ME, Parker/Requested

Requested by jessiedolly

Wow look at me not publishing anything in a couple weeks. Sorry about that, but now I'm Back! So YEET!

Warnings: Cursing

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You were on the couch watching your favorite movie. You yawned and smirked. Peter and Ned were across from you building the LEGO Death Star. You cleared your throat and spoke.

"You are....my fire," You mumbled, causing the two boys to perk up. Peter stood up with a flourish and stood up onto the table.

"My one....Desire!" He sang. Ned was getting what you guys were saying and jumped onto the couch.

"So Believe, me when I saaay!" He sang and then pointed to you.

"I WAAAANT IT THAAAAT WAAAY!" You yelled.

"TELLL MEEEE WHYY!" Peter sang loudly, causing the Avengers to make their way to the Living room.

"AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART BREAK!" You all sang in unison.

Peter slid onto his knees and yelled, "TELLLLL MEE WHY!"

You and Ned started to sing only louder before you all started to laugh hard. Tony and the others stared at you all in shock. Some were trying to suppress chuckles. Tony was the only one who had his jaw clenched.

Clint pouted, "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?" You all rolled your eyes and sat back onto the couch.

You and Peter chuckled as you both spoke. Peter wrapped an arm around your shoulders in a friendly manner. You smiled as he did so.

Tony felt his blood boil at the gesture. He calmed himself down and sat down next to Steve. Bucky and Steve were engaged in a conversation, but they noticed Tony's glare.

"What? Afraid she's gonna go with Parker?" Steve jokingly teased him. Tony rolled his eyes at the super soldier.

"I'm kidding Tony. Peter's just friends with her," Steve reassures the other male. Then Clint pops his head through the vents as Sam slides into the seat next to Tony.

Clint puts the binoculars to his eyes and watches you and Peter laugh.

"I don't know. They both seem extremely happy," Clint says smirking.

"Too happy," Sam adds from behind the couch. Bucky slaps Sam's shoulders playfully and Steve rolls his eyes.

Tony scoffs and glares at them. He didn't know why he was getting jealous over a 17 year old kid, but here we are. But he wanted the attention back on him.

Ok now he felt like he was being a child.

He shrugs his shoulders, because he doesn't give a fuck. He smirks at his plan and walks away from the group. Bruce just sighs, knowing his friend was gonna do something stupid again.

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Minutes Later
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"Y/N!" Tony yells from his lab. The Avengers look towards Tony's direction to see what he wants. Their eyes widen when he holds up a small baby.

You're eyes widen and you raise a brow at him.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Sam yells and inspects the child.

"Y/N I wasn't aware you gave birth?!" Bucky inquired and you just stared at Tony, who was smiling innocently.

Tony carried the baby in his arms and looked up at you.

"Please tell me you didn't steal a child," you said and looked down at the small child. Tony shook his head cockily.

"No, it's ours," He said and you gave him a look.

"I don't even wanna know what you did," You said and picked the baby up. The baby boy smiled and made a sound. Steve smiled at the adorable baby.

Tony's smile faltered, after realizing what he's done. Peter might not be getting all the attention anymore, but neither will he. It will be the baby taking all of you're attention.

Tony collapses into the couch mumbling, "I never win."

You roll your eyes at him and gave the baby to Sam, who was begging to hold him.

"So what we naming him?" You asked Tony, who shrugged and crossed his arms.

"How about we name him Samuel!" Sam said and kissed the babies forehead. Bucky let out a loud, forced laugh, causing Sam to give him the death stare

"Nah. I was thinking Anthony!" You said smiling at Tony, who was now fucking beaming.

Tony nods and steals the baby from Sam's arms. Tony held the child in his arms and grinned.

"Welcome to the family, Anthony,"

(Leaving Clint and Scott the only ones questioning how Tony got a baby)

Wade shrugs, "It's  fan fiction. What do you expect?"