"Hey, Mister!" A young woman calls, earning the attention of the notorious pirate Blackbeard.
"Are you speaking to me?" he asks as he looks over the woman. She's certainly a nice looking lady... But what business could she possibly have with him?
"I was looking for a fun time," the girl admits as she twirls her hair around her finger. "Would you, perhaps, be interested?" Blackbeard gulps as the woman bats her eyelashes. Fun? With a pretty lady?
"Zehahahaha! What kind of idiot would I be if I refused?" he questions as he leans close. "Anywhere you want to go, little lady?"
"Here's fine," she purrs as she steps back.. And pulls out a bat.
"Wha-"
"Time for some fun!" And Blackbeard was batted into the fucking sun, where he belongs because he's a piece of shit. The end.
This may be my best fanfic yet
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One Piece Reader Inserts
FanfictionLol, me? Continuing any of the stories I have going? Unlikely. Me starting a new collection of oneshots? Yeah, whoops. Anyways I'm not super far into the series, but I love it and I'm gonna write stuff for it.
