Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Who Said Karaoke Night Had to Be Family Friendly?

"I'm curious as to how this is going to go," Erd whispered back.

Reiner points at Bertolt. "This is for a special little lady out there who goes by the name of Bertolt."

Then the intro led into the first verse.

Put your arms around me baby

"Oh, okay," Hanji said. "Homeboy doesn't sound too bad."

Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

"Is it just me or does this sound a little bit sexual?" Armin leaned over to ask Eren.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace

Armin sat there, speechless at first with his mouth slightly agape. "You know what, I was surprised I did not expect this."

Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are

"Child, come hither," Mikasa said while she covered Eren's ears and pulled him into her lap.

"Mikasa!" He began to whine. "I'm not five-"

"Shhhhhhhh," she hushed, but Eren stood up and pushed her hands away from his ears.

Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

He sang while stressing the "whack off" part.

"I should have expected this," Jean said to himself. "Why would Adam Sandler write a song? I'm surprised I did not see this coming."

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass

The room bursted into a mixture of uncontrollable laughter and cries of disgust.

"How have I not heard of this masterpiece?" Sasha cried out.

Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face

"I'm kinkshaming Adam Sandler," Levi said. "And this kid."

To everyone's horror, Marco stood up, wrapping an arm around Reiner and joined in on singing with him.

Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs

"Marco, what the fuck!" Jean shouted.

Then Reiner pointed the mic towards Marco and let him do a solo.

Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

And with that, Marco pat Reiner's back and headed back onto the couch where he promptly passed out. Reiner went back to singing dramatically in the oddest voice.

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

"I feel like I'm watching a porno," Petra uttered.

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head