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Chapter 2

Perseaus: why are my hands cold but not the rest of me

Spooky scary skeletons: the ghosts are holding your hands

Perseaus: How romantic

Perseaus: also my nose is cold

Smarter than you: didn't you just say the rest of you was warm?

McPiper: put your nose in the oven

Perseaus: ok

Wouldiwas: Percy are you out in the snow

Perseaus: ...maybe

Spooky scary skeletons: that explains a lot

Smarter than you: Percy i stg I have a lot on my plate and I'm not ready to deal with a sick boyfriend

Perseaus: I'm a son of Poseidon I'm immuuuuuuuuune to the weather

Perseaus: the cold never bothered me anyway

Wouldiwas: I just came to get him he's sneezing a lot

Perseaus: I'm fine

Wouldiwas: I'm taking him to Annabeth and his dorm

Perseaus: The weather doesn't affect me tho since I'm a son of Poseidon I'm immune to the cold

Wouldiwas: no the fuck you aren't

Smarter than you: no the fuck you aren't

McPiper: no the fuck you aren't

Sparky sparky: no the duck you aren't

Sparky sparky: fuck*

Sparky sparky: ducking typos

Sparky sparky: shit

Perseaus: it'd be better if you just stopped, sparky sparky boom man

Spooky scary skeletons: you watch Avatar?

McPiper: ^

Perseaus: ummm yeah?

Perseaus: it's only the best cartoon to ever exist

Smarter than you: I don't even like cartoons but I have to admit Avatar's pretty cool

Perseaus: IM THE AVATAR

McPiper: in your fucking dreams pers

Perseaus: but i control air and water and also my dad's the earth shaker and I've been trying to practice to

Perseaus: yknow

Perseaus: shake the earth

Perseaus: all I gotta learn is firebending now

Spooky scary skeletons: as much as I don't want to, I have to admit he has a point

Sparky sparky: does that make me an airbender

Spooky scary skeletons: I guess

Wouldiwas: just don't go and die on us

Sparky sparky: I make no promises

Smarter than you: but wouldn't Jason bea lightning bender

Wouldiwas: Crap Anna's right

Smarter than you: don't ever call me that again

Wouldiwas: ok Anna

[Reyst in peace is online]

Reyst in peace: what the fuck even is this conversation

Perseaus: FUCK THERE SHOULDNT BE TWO AVATARS

Wouldiwas: oh hey rey

McPiper: Rey Rey you you

Perseaus: I don't like your pipesfriend

Smarter than you: No way no way

Sparky sparky: I think you need a new one

Spooky scary skeletons: Rey Rey you you

Perseaus: I can be your reyfriiiieeend

Reyst in peace: are you guys going to make fun of me for myold crush on Jason tillthe day I die

Perseaus: till the day you Reyst in peace

Reyst in peace: I can't believe I had a crush on you too

[reyst in peace is offline]

Spooky scary skeletons: h a you deserved it

Perseaus: stfu Nico

Spooky scary skeletons: :))

[spooky scary skeletons is offline]

Wouldiwas: Crap now that he isn't busy texting I should go see if he decided to kill someone

Perseaus: wow Will is boyfriend goals

Wouldiwas: I know :)

[wouldiwas is offline]

McPiper: well all the fun's gone

McPiper: well sparky sparky boom man and smartie are still here but Percy's gonna make this group chatboring

Perseaus: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Smarter than you: and you're not going out for another week except for classes because you're sick

Perseaus: but I'm immune!

Smarter than you: no the duck you aren't

Smarter than you: fuck*

Smarter than you: shit typos are contagious

McPiper: byyyyye sisters

[McPiper is offline]

[sparky sparky is offline]

Perseaus: hey Annabeth

Perseaus: we're alone ;))

Smarter than you: stop trying to sext in the group chat

[smarter than you is offline]

Perseaus: wow rude

[perseaus is offline]

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A/N: hA Jason makes no promises to stay alive ;'')

Also according to the Riordan wikia Percy's immune to the cold but again it's my shitty 4am humor.